mujahedinned
mukhabarated

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mujahedinned adj. Still drunk, and requiring a committee to get one person down the stairs. Marylan remained mujahedinned, while Poseidon supervised each uncertain step. mujahidaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned persistence into a modest personal cause. Prianka was mujahidaed and continued towards the taxi rank.
mujahided (/mʊˈdʒɑːhɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the next round as a duty. mujeradoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the active end of an instruction from the passive one. mujiked (/ˈmuː(d)ʒɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than a peasant's share of confidence, and less than a peasant's balance. mujinaed adj. Of a drinker who has become badger-like, emerging from one place and reappearing somewhere less convenient. mujraed adj. Describing a drinker who performs elaborate footwork without advancing towards the stairs. Anuva went mujraed beside the staircase, entertaining Joline while remaining on the same tile. mujtahided adj. A drinker who exercises private judgement over every step and accepts no ruling from the banister. Nitika became mujtahided and conducted a lengthy legal argument with the first stair. mukaddamed adj. Drunk in a way that gives the kitchen a chain of command and the sofa the final authority. Abida became mukaddamed and appointed the kettle deputy while remaining firmly seated. mukaed adj. A drinker so far gone that their limbs behave like loose fibre in a loom. Saket became mukaed and required Mckensey to gather the limbs before the stairs. mukataaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a headquarters at the foot of the stairs. Belinay became mukataaed and directed Fanon from the bottom step without moving. mukataed adj. The state of being drunk and surrendering one seventh of each step to gravity. Kristan was mukataed on the walk home, surrendering precisely one seventh of each step to gravity. mukbanged (/ˈmʌkbɑŋd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a broadcast, eating steadily while attempting to interact with the staircase. Faizah was mukbanged, chewing crisps and interviewing Kaidyn from the bottom stair. mukbangered (/ˈmʌkbɑŋə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into a presenter of eating, with the audience reduced to whoever remains nearby. Aliyna became mukbangered and reviewed a sandwich for Tykeya while missing the chair. muked adj. Sharpened by drink into a disagreeable person whose incompetence now has a point.
mukhabarated adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed step is treated as classified information. Keryl was mukhabarated, denying the staircase had witnessed anything.