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muleted adj. You are drunk and male, stubbornly upright for reasons that have not survived inspection. Burnetta was muleted at breakfast, standing squarely beside the table and refusing the assistance of a chair. muleteered (/ˌmjuːləˈtɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken command of the morning’s unwilling legs and is driving them by habit alone. Evone was muleteered before coffee, steering herself towards the kettle with patient professional misery. muleteeringed adj. Drunk beyond trusting yourself with anything slower than a mule, yet volunteering to drive the pair home. Howard became muleteeringed and confidently took charge of a journey involving two garden ornaments. muletressed adj. Drunk in a way that makes directing stubborn animals seem more manageable than directing your own feet. Katrinna was muletressed and attempted to lead the taxi towards the pub. muleyed adj. Drunk, with the result that you proceed without horns, caution, or any apparent need for either. Aries grew muleyed and announced that the crowded doorway presented no difficulty. mulga appled adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a small, inexplicable swell of confidence and calling it fruit. Draylin became mulga appled and offered the barmaid a piece of imaginary produce. mulga blacked adj. Drunk on the strength of remoteness, claiming the empty car park as an unexplored interior. mulga madnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding isolation from society as a sound basis for every decision. Myrlee became mulga madnessed and moved the garden chair to establish an independent territory. mulga snaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding with the quiet, misplaced certainty of something both venomous and directionless. mulga wired (/ˈmʌlɡə ˌwaɪəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting rural intelligence between people who have not asked for it. Fajer became mulga wired and relayed the landlord's movements across the room. mulgaed (/ˈmʌlɡəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you dense, dry, and convinced the shrubbery is offering useful cover. mulgaraed adj. Still drunk, and hunting through the room with the small, purposeful confidence of a carnivore seeking something misplaced. mulided adj. Drunk enough to celebrate last orders as a fixed annual festival rather than a closing announcement. muliebriaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an obsolete anatomical term for a practical solution to the evening's difficulties. muliebritied (/ˌmjuːlɪˈɛbɹɪtid/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the authority on womanhood, despite having been asked about the weather. Armstrong became muliebritied and delivered a solemn lecture beside the cloakroom. mulied adj. Too drunk to steer anything larger than a barge, yet confidently taking the wheel.