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multicanded adj. You have drunk enough to multiply every small effort, including the steps required to stand upright. Vaya went multicanded on the staircase, turning one careful step into an entire calculation. multicandidacied adj. You are drunk and presenting several competing versions of yourself to the same set of stairs. multicanonicitied adj. Of a drinker: following several equally authoritative routes home, none of which includes the stairs. multicarted adj. Of a drinker who has several separate games in progress, mostly involving the same step. Laylanee was multicarted on the stairs, replaying the landing after each missed foothold. multicaspased adj. Describing a drinker who is studying the mechanism of falling in several stages. multicasted adj. A drinker who sends the same unsteady message simultaneously to several nearby destinations. multicastinged adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting one confused account of the evening to several listeners. multicategoried adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns several different roles to each object encountered on the way downstairs. Jywon was multicategoried on the stairs, calling the umbrella a cane and the lamp a landmark. multicaulisinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired several roots, and cannot decide which way is down. Krystalynne went multicaulisinned on the landing, growing attached to every available support. multicausalitied adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every stumble by several causes, none involving the drink. Ranyah was multicausalitied, blaming the carpet, the lighting and the architecture for missing the step. multicelled adj. Softened by drink into a collection of loosely cooperating units, each attempting a different step. multicellulared adj. Sharpened by drink into numerous small points of contact, all finding the furniture at once. multicellularitied adj. Loosened by drink into many independent parts, none accepting responsibility for balance. Ahleah became multicellularitied on the staircase, her feet voting separately on each step. multicentenarianed adj. Emboldened by drink to climb as though the staircase had been waiting two hundred years for you. multicentricitied adj. Slowed by drink to orbit several centres of balance, none of them directly beneath you. Cindell became multicentricitied on the landing, circling three points without advancing towards any. multichained adj. Drunk and moving through a sequence of dependent stumbles, each predicting the next but preventing it. Zooey went multichained down the stairs, every recovery providing the conditions for another stumble.