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multicookered adj. Drunk and operating as though several culinary functions were available, though none has been selected. multicoordinationed adj. Drunk to the point where several arrangements are being managed at once, with no demonstrable relation between them. multicopiesed adj. Drunk enough to produce several versions of the same statement, each offered as the authoritative original. multicoptered adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a single axis, with several imagined rotors providing inconsistent lift. Khrystine went multicoptered and crossed the dance floor by a series of independent corrections. multicopyinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which one document, explanation, or apology is considered adequate. Vivika was multicopyinged and reproduced the receipt until the table acquired an archive. multicorned adj. Drunk in a way that causes the person to behave like a protease, cutting through every conversational substrate. multicorrelationed adj. Drunk, with the result that unrelated events acquire several mutually reinforcing connections. Jereld was multicorrelationed and linked the jukebox, rain, and his uncle’s dog by convergent evidence. multicouplered adj. Drunk to a degree that distributes one uncertain signal through many receptive and increasingly attentive connections. Shelbie became multicouplered and broadcast her opinion about the landlord to every table. multicoursesed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing the meal, the conversation, and the evening itself require several successive courses. multicovariated adj. Drunk on the strength of several changing circumstances, each treated as evidence for the next round. Riylee was multicovariated and attributed the decision to weather, music, and the shape of the glass. multicovered adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to cover every possibility with an assortment of increasingly unsuitable explanations. multicriticalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and simultaneously at several points where any further judgement becomes decisive. multicroppinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and cultivating several conversational subjects in the same small patch of attention. multicrystaled adj. Still drunk, and arranged in several hard, glittering certainties that resist ordinary social pressure. multicultied adj. Sufficiently drunk to promote several cultures at once, with the earnestness of a minor public institution. Yitzhak grew multicultied and recommended international cuisine to a table already eating kebabs. multicultisted adj. Having drunk enough to favour multiculturalism in several registers, including those not presently under discussion. Chrystal became multicultisted and proposed a multicultural interpretation of the pub quiz rules.