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Munroe-Neumann effected adj. Drunk on the strength of a hollow promise that the next round will somehow propel you home. Jaylianis was Munroe-Neumann effected and insisted the final drink would simplify the journey. Munroed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the coat rack appear over three thousand feet high. Braniya was Munroed and treated the stairs to the cloakroom as a serious ascent. Munroisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has conquered every summit on the local list, yet cannot locate the taxi rank. Ellys became Munroisted and attempted to catalogue the pub roof as an additional summit. Munseed (/ˈmʌn.sid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the evening into three administrative portions and misplaced all of them. Arelli grew Munseed while arranging the evening into three divisions, none of which remained adjacent. Munstermanned adj. Reduced by drink to a provincial certainty about matters requiring considerably wider acquaintance. Zera became Munstermanned and pronounced the entire county’s arrangements satisfactory. Munsterwomanned adj. Softened by drink into a regional conviction, delivered with an entirely unwarranted gentleness. Lalie grew Munsterwomanned and offered the landlord a tender regional assessment. Muntenianed adj. Reduced by drink to a precise regional accent nobody in the room can place, and three opinions about the Wallachian plain. Corletta came back from the bar Muntenianed and began drawing borders on a napkin. Munter hitched adj. Sharpened by drink into a controlled descent, with every available surface serving as a belay. Yola went Munter hitched down the stairs, maintaining admirable friction against the banister. Muntz metalled adj. Loosened by drink into an alloy of copper confidence, zinc discretion, and a trace of iron. Cornetta became Muntz metalled and addressed the brass handrail as a fellow conductor. Muntzinged adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every component not immediately necessary for the next sentence. Wyndsor became Muntzinged and stripped the conversation to one working anecdote. Muonged adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which a mountainous journey is undertaken by committee. Mansoor grew Muonged and required several minutes to negotiate the short walk to the bar. Muppet News Flashed adj. Drunk enough to introduce a sobering truth between two jokes about absolutely nothing. Sareen became Muppet News Flashed and announced the closing time with grave theatrical precision. Muppeted adj. Drunk and addressed with fond exasperation by anyone still capable of completing a sentence. Emon was Muppeted after attempting to comfort the coat stand with both hands. Murabited adj. Drunk past the point of individual preference, and now governed by an internal social subdivision. Maxximus grew Murabited and appointed three committees to decide whether to leave. Murasugi summed adj. Drunk beyond the point where separate surfaces, opinions, or bar tabs can remain distinct. Zander became Murasugi summed and joined every table into one continuous argument. Murcianed adj. Drunk in a way that turns one’s birthplace into a complete and unsolicited geographical explanation. Dezerea became Murcianed and supplied a precise map for locating the lavatories.