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multipetabyted adj. You are drunk and carrying several vast quantities of information, most of it unrequested. Ladarrien went multipetabyted and delivered an encyclopaedia on parking regulations at the bar. multiphasered adj. Of a drinker: advancing through several distinct phases, each with its own unnecessary certainty. Tmaya became multiphasered, moving from philosopher to singer to amateur magistrate before midnight. multiphoned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several adjacent voices and regards them all as helpful. multiphonicsed adj. Describing a drinker who produces several notes at once and mistakes the result for a decision. Dajohn went multiphonicsed and announced the toast in chords rather than words. multiphotographied adj. A drinker who sees every decision from several angles, then records the least flattering one. multiphysicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that several physical explanations are required for one simple movement. Monterrius was multiphysicsed and blamed friction, gravity and the chair for missing the seat. multipioned adj. The state of being drunk and treating one small decision as a collection of larger particles. Chyane went multipioned and divided the question of pudding into several urgent sub-decisions. multipipetted adj. The condition of a drinker who dispenses several identical assurances simultaneously. multiplanaritied adj. Reduced by drink to several overlapping planes of intention, none aligned with action. multiplanded adj. Drunk to a degree that one number, asked to do its duty, acquires several further numbers beside it. multiplaned adj. Softened by drink into an aircraft with several stacked surfaces and one doubtful destination. Renner went multiplaned and attempted to board the pub's uppermost table as though it were a runway. multiplated adj. Sharpened by drink into a game released everywhere at once, particularly where nobody asked for it. multiplationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding the same thought to itself until it resembles a plan. Stefany became multiplationed and repeated the taxi proposal until everyone had left. multiplayed adj. Loosened by drink into a game in which everyone present is made to participate. Jamale went multiplayed and recruited strangers for a competition involving coasters and obscure rules. multiplayered (/[ˌmɐɫtiˈpl̥eɪ̯ə]d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to recruit the sofa, the kettle and a glass of water as fellow participants. Kisha became multiplayered and assigned the sofa, kettle and television separate turns. multiple allelismed adj. You have drunk enough to give the same domestic instruction in several distinct forms. Sevin was multiple allelismed, requesting water as a command, suggestion and family tradition.