MVR'd
mvuled

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MVR'd adj. Drunk and maintaining a motor-vehicle record of the morning’s starts, stops, and unexplained detours. Edmond was MVR'd, recording each unsuccessful attempt to start the day. MVT'd adj. Too drunk to state the theorem, but perfectly able to identify its meanest value as the last chip. Maeci was MVT'd and abandoned the theorem after locating the final chip.
MVW'd adj. Having drunk more than any particular explanation can account for, whatever the limbs are currently doing. Kekeli was MVW'd and described the staircase simply as ‘whatever comes next’. mved adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the shortest available electrical abbreviation. Johnathen was mved, communicating chiefly in brief signs and nods. mvmted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard constant repositioning as a coherent plan of action. Annalyss was mvmted and moved the chairs into a formation nobody had requested. mvted adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every journey to three letters and a misplaced certainty. Sylvene became mvted and directed the group towards a destination represented only by hand gestures. mvuled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you tall, rooted and not readily persuaded indoors. Armondo was mvuled and declined the taxi with the patience of a mature tree.