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MW'd adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen transmits every conversation between 300 kilohertz and three megahertz. Pravallika was MW'd, broadcasting softly from the sofa while the kettle waited. MWC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every quietly dressed pair as a married white couple. Jamariea got MWC'd and classified the couple by the window before learning either name. MWE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a minimal working example involving water, toast, and the sofa. Bariah was MWE'd, demonstrating that a blanket and water could constitute a complete evening. MWF'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the evening as a respectable institution until the taxi arrives. Keylani remained MWF'd, solemnly arranging the empty glasses by the window. MWI'd adj. Drunk to the point where every possible outcome has been assigned its own evening and all must be pursued. Kamarian got MWI'd and booked three taxis to cover every possible route home. MWIPS'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to complete a million simple instructions per second, or one sensible instruction per minute. Jessicanicole was MWIPS'd, taking an age to follow the simple route to the lavatory. MWIR'd adj. Drunk to the point where you emit a moderate warmth while wandering beyond the visible range of good sense. Itzabella went MWIR'd and spent ten minutes speaking warmly to the dark end of the corridor. MWM'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a formal obligation from putting the bins out. Travanti was MWM'd, discussing household responsibilities with the wheelie bin. MWR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that morale, welfare and recreation become a single urgent case for karaoke. Edrica got MWR'd and organised recreational singing for staff who had requested none. MWS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of developing hives at the prospect of another sensible suggestion. Lovelle was MWS'd and declined the sensible suggestion with visible irritation. MWT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every short remark into an official multi-word term requiring group approval. Wensel got MWT'd and renamed the queue-management problem for Rania's benefit. MWU'd adj. Having drunk enough to make every phrase behave like a fixed unit, especially those best left unfinished. Taffney got MWU'd and treated 'last orders' as a single sacred instruction for Annyka. mwaed adj. Drunk to the extent of making each remark swell gradually towards the treble. Allina was mwaed and ended every sentence several notes higher than it began. mwahed (/mwɑːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a fretless bass line which appears only after the attack. Zaheen was mwahed and found the aftersound more important than the conversation. mwalimued adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every staircase a lesson in basic balance. Loraina, thoroughly mwalimued, demonstrated the handrail before attempting the stairs. mwamied adj. The drunkenness of one who rules the stairs by descending them one negotiated step at a time. Hanaa was mwamied, pausing on each stair as though issuing orders to the landing.