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MX'd adj. A drinker who has become the evening's exchange point, receiving messages and forwarding very few. Lapreal was MX'd, accepting everyone's news without passing any of it on. MXGP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the route to the lavatory into a grand prix requiring several overtakes. Shiesha went MXGP'd round the coffee table and lost the lead to a dining chair.
MXP'd adj. Still drunk, and mentally several rooms away from the people attempting to get you home. Ezabella remained MXP'd while Yolaine explained the same taxi plan beside the door. MXened adj. Drunk to the point where your conversation develops layers, separates into sheets and inconveniences the people beneath. Katie-lynn was MXened, shedding one opinion after another while Larren cleared the table. Mxed (/mɪksd/) adj. Drunk past the point of selecting a title, addressing everyone as though forms of address were optional. Taraf was Mxed and addressed the landlord with a respectful ambiguity that satisfied nobody. Mxtressed adj. Drunk beyond titles, hierarchy, and the remaining distinction between authority and the cloakroom attendant. Waynne was Mxtressed by half ten, issuing decrees about umbrellas from the doorway. mxned adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every hard consonant as negotiable. Kelvontae became mxned and let each sentence dissolve before reaching its final sound.
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