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myospasmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and contracting suddenly whenever a coat sleeve or taxi door is involved. myosphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathered into a compact, spherical mass around the table's remaining drinks. myostasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and permanently shortened between the bar, the coats, and the door. Shawday was myostasised by closing time and could no longer make the walk to the cloakroom longer. myostatinned (/ˈmaɪəʊˌstætɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and successfully inhibiting any further growth in the evening's itinerary. Hiromi was myostatinned after last orders and declined every proposed destination beyond home. myosteatosised adj. Too drunk to distinguish accumulated coats from accumulated body fat, or either from the furniture. Aichatou was myosteatosised and attempted to leave wearing a stranger's padded coat. myostimulationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require electrical encouragement before collecting the coats or beginning the journey home. Urith was myostimulationed by last orders and needed firm verbal prompting to stand. myostimulatored adj. Having drunk enough to behave like a device whose principal function is repeatedly activating the next round. myostracumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening's shell can accommodate, with the coats attached at every possible point. Janea was myostracumed, her coat and scarf adhering to the chair as last orders sounded. myosuppressinned adj. You have drunk enough to inhibit every muscle involved in standing, waving a taxi, or releasing a coat. myotactinned adj. You are drunk and adhering socially to whichever companion appears most capable of navigating home. Dozie was myotactinned to Launi by last orders and followed her towards the taxi. myotasised adj. Of a drinker: stretched considerably by the distance between the last round and the front door. Donis myotasised between the last round and the front door, stretching the journey considerably. myotherapied adj. Describing a drinker who requires hands-on management of every muscular decision after the final round. myotherapisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every bystander a practitioner of manual assistance. myoticked adj. The condition of a drinker who narrows the pupils and mistakes the hallway for moonlight. Ariatna was myoticked and tried to navigate the hallway by moonlight. myotided adj. A drinker who emerges after last orders, navigates by echo, and prefers the darkened route home. myotilinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round is held together only at the innermost disc. Markkus was myotilinned at last orders, keeping the table's remaining conversation precisely in place.