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myrcened adj. You are drunk and giving off the sweet, resinous atmosphere of a perfume counter after a long night. myriachited adj. Too drunk to resist imitating the nearest person, including their unfortunate method of descending stairs. myriaded (/ˈmɪɹi.ædd/) adj. Of a drinker: counting ten thousand separate reasons why water can wait until later. Ermal woke myriaded, with every ache apparently entitled to its own explanation. myriagonned (/ˈmɪɹɪəɡɒnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired ten thousand corners overnight and cannot turn towards the kettle. Alyanah was myriagonned, approaching the bathroom by a series of cautious angles. myriagramed adj. Describing a drinker who weighs ten kilograms more each time the morning after asks him to stand. Aheli felt myriagramed, as though the duvet had added a substantial quantity of mass. myriagrammed adj. A drinker who carries ten kilograms of yesterday into the kitchen, chiefly in the head. myriahedronned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning presents ten thousand faces, none of them the right one. Britnai woke myriahedronned and inspected each breakfast option without recognising any. myrialitered adj. The state of being drunk and requiring ten thousand litres of water before attempting conversation. Floraidh was myrialitered, accepting each glass with the solemnity of medical treatment. myrialitred adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen, sofa, and water glass as a volume approaching ten thousand litres. Chijioke became myrialitred and asked whether the kitchen held sufficient water for the household. myriametered adj. The condition of a drinker who has travelled ten kilometres from bed to the kettle and considers it an expedition. myriametred adj. The drunkenness of one who has put ten kilometres between himself and last night's judgement, without leaving the room. myriapoded adj. Reduced by drink to many small, uncoordinated legs, each attempting a different route to water. myriapodologied adj. Loosened by drink into a study of many-legged creatures, conducted from the bathroom floor. myriapodologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on numerous legs, particularly while avoiding his own. Trayanna became myriapodologisted over breakfast, lecturing on centipedes between sips of water. myriaporoned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning's hangover as a tumour requiring experimental chemistry. myriarched adj. Slowed by drink to the command speed of someone responsible for ten thousand people and no immediate task. Ludovico rose myriarched, issuing one deliberate instruction before sitting down again.