mystagogiedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Zel insisted on wearing sunglasses indoors at night, oozing with cool mystagogied.mystagoguedadj.Exhibiting reduced alertness and physical sluggishness under the influence of alcohol.mystagogusedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Marquell embarked on a quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, convinced they had the map, while being wildly mystagogused.mystaxedadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Madgline attempted to teach a group of ducks how to salsa dance, surprisingly mystaxed.mystecetedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Elra made a grand entrance, stumbling in with a dramatic flair that was undeniably mysteceted.mysteramaedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Lunnie convinced a passing pigeon to join their book club, impressively mysteramaed.mysterianedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Vasti declared their undying love for a cheeseburger, romantically mysterianed.mysterianismedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.mysterianistedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.mysteriarched(/mɪsˈtɪəɹiˌɑː(ɹ)kd/)adj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Surprised to find a garden gnome in their pocket, Lexee realized they must have been incredibly mysteriarched the night before.mysteried(/ˈmɪst(ə)ɹid/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady gait and diminished physical stability from alcohol use.mysteriosophiedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.mysteriousnessedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.The evening took an unexpected turn when Lundon challenged a tree to a staring contest, fully mysteriousnessed.mysteriumed(/mɪˈstɪəɹɪəmd/)adj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Across the room, Lititia was spotted wearing a lampshade, undeniably mysteriumed.mystery baggedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.mystery clockedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.With a sheepish grin, Asiel recounted the night's events, admitting they were indeed mystery clocked.