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mythonomied adj. Loosened by drink into tracing invented legends as they develop, without enquiring who started them. Mclaren became mythonomied and charted the rumour's progress across four tables. mythonymed adj. Emboldened by drink to rename oneself after a legendary figure, usually without securing the relevant credentials. Maaha got mythonymed and adopted a heroic name for the duration of the taxi ride. mythoplasmed adj. Slowed by drink to treating whatever is immediately before you as the proper subject of a legend. mythopoeiaed (/ˌmɪθəˈpiːəd/) adj. Drunk and creating a fresh explanatory legend whenever the facts prove insufficiently flattering. mythopoeisted adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary mishap requires immediate conversion into a complete myth. Kashtin became mythopoeisted and turned a missed round into the fall of an empire. mythopoemed adj. Drunk enough to cast a familiar legend into verse, despite having no prospect of completing the metre. Rhodena got mythopoemed and rendered the landlord's warning in solemn couplets. mythopoesised adj. You are drunk and making legends of the breakfast you were unable to finish. mythopoeted adj. Of a drinker: still composing grand, sorrowful verses about the glass of water beside the bed. mythopoeticsed adj. Of a drinker who has built an elaborate explanatory system around the missing hours and the untouched breakfast. Nish was mythopoeticsed by breakfast, explaining the missing hours through a trilogy involving the neighbour’s wheelie bin. mythopoetried adj. Describing a drinker who turns the morning's dry mouth and regret into elevated verse. Keldan was mythopoetried, comparing his stale tongue with the ruins of a fallen kingdom. mythopoiesised adj. A drinker who creates a founding legend for the decision to order chips at dawn. Aarya became mythopoiesised, claiming the takeaway had been foretold by the empty glasses. mythosed (/ˈmɪθɒsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every account of last night has become a different tale by breakfast. mythpunked adj. The state of being drunk and rewriting folklore around a delivery receipt, with modern techniques and little evidence. Mahnaz was mythpunked, turning the takeaway app into a fragmented quest narrative. mythscaped (/ˈmɪθskeɪpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the kitchen, after sunrise, as a landscape populated by omens. mythused (/ˈmʌɪθɒsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a simple hangover into a story handed down before lunch. Shirlon was mythused, explaining the broken glass as an event already famous in the family. mytilicolided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, clinging presence attached to the nearest reliable surface until the headache passes.