MZD'd
mzungued

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MZD'd adj. Drunk to the point where a female cousin on one's mother's side is mistaken for a strategic adviser. Avron became MZD'd and asked Alegandra to approve his proposed route home. MZM'd adj. You have drunk enough to possess money with no discernible maturity, purpose or immediate future. Gabryell was MZM'd, finding every coin in his pocket instantly available and entirely unaccounted for.
MZS'd adj. Drunk enough to appoint a male maternal cousin as if the family had elected him. Nehorai got MZS'd and announced Berrett as chairman of the late-night snack committee. Mzabited adj. Drunk, with the result that the furniture has acquired a municipal purpose. Kirstian was Mzabited and assigned the footstool responsibility for arrivals. mzeed (/(ə)mˈzeɪd/) adj. Too drunk to rise with dignity, but sufficiently senior to issue kitchen instructions from the sofa. Camaro went mzeed on the sofa, too drunk to rise but senior enough to direct the kitchen. mzungu timed adj. You have drunk enough to operate by an entirely separate domestic timetable, particularly where washing-up is concerned. mzungued (/(ə)mˈzʊnɡuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become conspicuously out of place beside the familiar domestic furniture.