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Nunced adj. Too drunk to complete the farewell, leaving the last orders and the journey home suspended in mid-sentence. Selvyn got Nunced at the door and left the farewell unfinished beside the umbrellas. Nungaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn collecting your coat into a ceremonial conclusion to the evening. Raif became Nungaed and approached the coat rail with unnecessary solemnity. Nuoed adj. Having drunk enough to assign a protective wooden face to the coat stand before setting out. Dilver got Nuoed and asked the carved coat hook to watch over the party. Nuoresed adj. Having drunk more than the fare permits, yet still offering a detailed account of the route home. Rodnee became Nuoresed and narrated every junction while the taxi waited outside. Nuped adj. You have drunk enough to accept that the coat, the fare and the last bus are matters for collective management. Kaonou got Nuped and handed the coat-check ticket to someone more mobile. Nuprinned adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as a minor ache best addressed with another tablet and no discussion. Genson got Nuprinned and requested water before attempting the taxi. Nurchened adj. Of a drinker: ordered about by the whole table, then unable to remember who gave the instructions. Falishia became Nurchened and followed successive directions towards three different exits. Nuremberg defenced adj. Of a drinker who has blamed every additional round on someone senior and now requires escorting home. Quintavion went Nuremberg defenced, claiming the landlord had authorised the final taxi. Nuremberg defensed (/ˈnjʊəɹəmbəːɡ dɪˈfɛnsd/) adj. Drunk beyond admitting that every poor decision was made under orders from a superior. Uniya was Nuremberg defensed, citing the landlord as operational authority for the missing umbrella. Nuremberg violeted adj. Drunk in a way that stains the conversation an implausible chemical purple. Aviad became Nuremberg violeted and gave the curtains a phosphorescent legal opinion. Nurembergianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every civic landmark is treated as a personal obligation. Treasa was Nurembergianed and attempted to inspect the pub's municipal arrangements. Nuristanied adj. Drunk to a degree that ancient cosmologies appear administratively relevant. Deneva was Nuristanied and began assigning household gods to the bar snacks. Nurse Ratcheded adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing strict instructions while mislaying the authority to enforce them. Amarae was Nurse Ratcheded, regulating everyone's portions of crisps from the floor. Nusairied adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently in possession of private revelations. Xiomy was Nusairied, receiving solemn messages from the condensation on her glass. Nusayried adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter governed by an elaborate private mysticism. Sibil became Nusayried and consulted the salt cellar before choosing a taxi. Nuss procedured adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring several discreet supports to remain structurally convincing. Brannick was Nuss procedured, with the doorway providing the necessary lateral reinforcement.