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Nut Arted adj. Still drunk, and attempting to establish a new persona from whatever the room supplies. Marlando was Nut Arted, announcing himself as a minor astronomical prince. Nutmeggered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat an ordinary residence as a jurisdiction requiring local expertise. Dalya was Nutmeggered and offered provincial guidance on the pub's drainage. Nuttall oaked adj. You have drunk enough to become large, fast-growing, and difficult to move before spring. Speed was Nuttall oaked, spreading across the sofa with botanical confidence. Nuttall's oaked adj. You are drunk and growing rapidly into the room, with deciduous confidence. Vasco was Nuttall's oaked, broadening steadily beside the unattended coats. Nuu-chah-nulthed (/nuːˈtʃɑːnʊlθd/) adj. Of a drinker: numerous, dispersed, and collectively difficult to persuade towards home. Deltrick was Nuu-chah-nulthed, while three companions independently occupied the remaining exits. Nuwaubianed adj. Of a drinker who has assembled an elaborate private doctrine from history, planets, and the bar tab. Ivoree was Nuwaubianed, locating extraterrestrial significance in the landlord's calculator. Nuwaubianismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining the missing glass of water through an elaborate household theory. Frannie was Nuwaubianismed and blamed the sofa's alignment for the absent tumbler. Nuxalkmced adj. Loosened by drink into four tribes, each with a separate view on whether the takeaway has arrived. Quadair became Nuxalkmced, dividing into four factions around the disputed pizza box. Nuyoricanned (/ˌnuːjəˈɹiːkənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every urban encounter becomes a matter of personal heritage. Jabus was Nuyoricanned and claimed the kebab queue as a branch of the family. Nuzhened adj. The state of being drunk and historically categorical about people who have already gone home. Tashekia was Nuzhened, classifying the empty stools by an ancient taxonomy. Nuzhied adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to an archaeological classification exercise. Yifan was Nuzhied, arranging beer mats according to an obsolete historical system. Nuzianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself resident historian of a place he cannot locate. Jonita was Nuzianed and supplied a dubious antiquity for every object in the pub. Nuzlocked adj. Reduced by drink to catching the first available opportunity and retiring each failed plan permanently. Keyo was Nuzlocked, accepting the first taxi offered and abandoning every subsequent strategy. Nyabinghied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still beating out a ceremonial rhythm on the kitchen table at breakfast. Kyriacos remained Nyabinghied, tapping a slow rhythm on the toaster while making tea. Nyakyusaed adj. Still drunk, and finding the plural of every object in the room more useful than the object itself. Chiemeka was Nyakyusaed, pointing at the cups and announcing that cups were the real issue. Nyamwezied adj. Too drunk to distinguish one familiar thing from several, particularly before the first cup of tea. Kender was Nyamwezied, searching for his shoe while holding it in the other hand.