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Nyasalandered adj. Sufficiently drunk to inhabit the morning after as though it were a country requiring local directions. Hodo was Nyasalandered, asking the kitchen where breakfast customs were observed. Nyimanged adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, private subdivision of the household, with separate opinions about water. Totiana remained Nyimanged, requesting water from one part of the room and refusing it from another. Nyonya changed (/[ˈnjo˧.njɑ˦ ˌt͡s˭ɑŋ˨˩]d/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a cold, filled parcel as the most persuasive breakfast available. Tinica was Nyonya changed and defended the last dumpling as essential morning equipment. Nyonya zhanged adj. You are drunk and have mistaken yesterday's wrapped supper for a remedy with administrative authority. Ufemia was Nyonya zhanged, unwrapping breakfast with the concentration of a customs officer. Nyonyaed adj. Having drunk more than tea can reasonably repair, yet still treating the kettle as a social obligation. Kawon was Nyonyaed by breakfast, offering the kettle a formal apology before switching it on. Nyoroed adj. Of a drinker: awake but not yet reconciled to the existence of the household or its morning timetable. Jaewon was Nyoroed, standing in the kitchen and awaiting instructions from the silent microwave. Nyquist noised adj. Of a drinker who has generated a steady background hum, strongest when the house is otherwise quiet. Cinch was Nyquist noised, producing a low domestic murmur from beneath the duvet. Nyquist rated adj. Describing a drinker who needs twice the expected bandwidth before a simple morning sentence gets through. Rylie was Nyquist rated, requiring two questions before identifying the requested mug. Nyungaed (/ˈnʊŋad/) adj. A drinker who has carried last night's noise into daylight and cannot yet reduce the signal. Erice was Nyungaed, speaking softly but continuously to the curtains after breakfast. Nzemaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's ordinary objects have acquired separate, immovable jurisdictions. Port was Nzemaed, assigning the kettle, sink and fridge distinct responsibilities before sitting down. Nzimaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to merge two nearly identical accounts of the previous evening. Keionte was Nzimaed, offering two incompatible explanations for the missing umbrella. n spaced adj. Drunk on the strength of several dimensions at once, none of them agreeing where the bar is. Setsuo became n spaced and navigated the pub as though every table occupied another dimension. n-body problemed adj. Drunk by the third round, and predicting the movements of the whole pub with unwarranted confidence. Shanquia went n-body problemed and forecast every collision around the crowded dartboard. n-bombed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to repeating a forbidden syllable whenever conversation pauses. Malia got n-bombed and had to be steered away from the microphone at closing time. n-butaned (/ɛnˈbjuːteɪnd/) adj. Still drunk, and chemically straightforward, highly flammable, and best kept from open flame. Janeesha was n-butaned, bright-eyed beside the heater and unsuitable for further experimentation. n-dimensional spaced adj. Too drunk to remain in one dimension, with each attempt at crossing the pub adding another. Amelia-alice became n-dimensional spaced and approached the bar from several impossible directions.