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n00b'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt beginner tactics, and still lose at the simplest game. Carlesia got n00b'd and attempted the quiz by selecting every answer in order. n00blet'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming both inexperienced and sufficiently irritating to require patient supervision. Adryanah was n00blet'd and asked the barman how to operate a glass. n0rp'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every sharp consonant as an optional feature of speech. Yanielis got n0rp'd and turned the pub's crisp instructions into warm vowel sounds. nB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the remaining power of the evening in billionths and still request another round. Barret was nB'd by midnight, claiming the final lager possessed measurable electrical significance. nDNA'd adj. Having drunk enough to retreat into the nucleus, where conversation becomes hereditary. Tolbert went nDNA'd and discussed family traits with the coat stand. nMOS'd adj. You are drunk and conducting a surplus of carriers through a channel of your own choosing. Marthanne got nMOS'd and channelled the entire conversation towards toast. nRBC'd adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary circulating supply permits, with the evening's nuclei becoming unexpectedly conspicuous. Marceia was nRBC'd and appeared fully nucleated in every discussion at the table. nRNA'd adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening’s instructions in the nucleus and expressing them aloud. Muirinn went nRNA'd and transcribed the bar’s closing announcement into a speech. nZVI'd adj. Too drunk to remain chemically reduced, leaving companions to supply electrons, explanations, and the way home. Latoia got nZVI'd and made Samartha explain the chemistry to the taxi driver. na-adjectived adj. Drunk enough to require a copula before every noun, particularly when making introductions. Jhana grew na-adjectived and inserted the necessary copula before naming everyone at the table. na-naed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a private anatomical term for a suitable toast. Lillymay got na-naed and proposed a toast to anatomy before being redirected to the pudding. naamed (/nɑːmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has converted every possession into compensation for the evening. Kady-rose became naamed and offered her umbrella as recompense for a missed round. naamghared adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting communal worship around the kitchen table. Tymarion was naamghared, leading a quiet service beside the abandoned glasses. naaned (/nɑːnd/) adj. A drinker who has become round, flat, warm, and best left near the curry. Nathanieljames was naaned by closing time, lying warmly beside the takeaway containers. naansensed adj. Slowed by drink to writing letters that have no meaning, particularly on the morning-after message. Elverna woke naansensed and sent a paragraph of unrecognisable words before breakfast. naanwiched adj. A drinker so far gone that two pieces of bread seem a complete social arrangement. Thimothy became naanwiched, placing himself between the cushions and refusing further assembly.