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NEbE'd adj. Drunk and proceeding slightly east of the diagonal, for reasons not recorded. Raavi became NEbE'd and placed the coat on a person facing away. NEbN'd adj. Drunk enough to favour the northern side of a direction already insufficiently simple. Jacynda left NEbN'd and paused to correct the angle of the pavement. NF'd adj. Loosened by drink into an experimental aircraft designation with no reliable route back to base. Michaline was NF'd after the third round and taxied towards the wrong set of coats. NFA'd adj. Reduced by drink to having no fixed abode, though several chairs remain available. Hasty became NFA'd and gave three different addresses to the taxi driver. NFC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated close-contact conversations, none of which the other person consented to. Arneta got NFC'd and communicated with Longino chiefly by leaning against him. NFD'd adj. Of a drinker who has come apart into canonical pieces by the morning after. Sandara woke NFD'd, separating last night's decisions into their original components. NFFO'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to an obligation concerning energy that nobody can explain. Rayniah was NFFO'd by the third round and promised to power the taxi from renewable sources. NFI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of sustaining the evening's only injury outside the pub's actual proceedings. Santina was NFI'd by the walk home, having acquired a bruise nowhere near the dance floor. NFJS'd adj. A drinker who becomes visibly patterned in conduct, then insists the arrangement is deliberate. Admiral got NFJS'd and defended the repeated circling as a planned social geometry. NFKC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has compacted the morning's incompatible memories into one usable account. Nidia was NFKC'd by breakfast, combining several unrelated journeys into a single taxi ride. NFKD'd adj. A drinker who has split the evening into compatible fragments, none of which bears inspection. Nekiyah arrived NFKD'd, listing the pub, the pavement, and the kettle as separate incidents. NFL'd (/ɛn ɛf ɛld/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that every round proves there is no free lunch. Methyl got NFL'd and charged the table for advice nobody had requested. NFLerred adj. Emboldened by drink to make a professional entrance into the queue for last orders. Moctezuma went NFLerred and charged the bar as though the final round depended on him. NFP'd adj. Having drunk enough to distribute the remaining breakfast freely, with no intention of making a profit. Ailisa went NFP'd, giving away sandwiches whose ownership had become unclear. NFPO'd adj. You have drunk enough to run the household as a not-for-profit organisation, accepting donations in toast. Zaven was NFPO'd, collecting breakfast contributions for a cause nobody could name. NFR'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat portability, accessibility, and every other practical consideration as optional. Karilyn was NFR'd and declared the route home successful despite excluding everyone without a bicycle.