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naiboured adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a nearby stranger as anything other than a neighbour. Dealva got naiboured and offered the next customer a spare key to the flat. naided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary human caution, with a persistent attraction to running water. Sergiu became naided and attempted to commune with the ornamental stream. naidided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you small, wriggling, and confidently committed to one direction. Adacia went naidided and pursued a dropped olive beneath the table. naied adj. Drunk enough to barber anyone within reach, beginning with an entirely unsuitable instrument. Shanyn became naied and offered to trim Marcquise with the dessert fork. naifed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still accepting every pub story as an honest account. Khateeb was naifed and believed the barmaid had once bowled for England. naifnessed adj. A drinker who accepts every assurance at face value, including the one about there being plenty of taxis. Annalucia got naifnessed and entrusted the last taxi to a stranger who said he was only looking. naiged adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming lordship over a room that has not noticed. Treron grew naiged and granted the bar staff permission to close. naiked (/ˈnɑː.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a title you have awarded yourself during the second round. Andrenae became naiked and appointed Kaylamae governor of the smoking area. nail balled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a spiked projectile as a sensible solution to a minor disagreement. Dickie became nail balled and proposed settling the seating arrangement with hardware. nail barred adj. Having drunk enough to treat a beauty salon as the natural headquarters for command. Taylorlynn went nail barred and directed everyone towards the manicure stations. nail batted adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and reaching for an improvised weapon with confidence. Jarit became nail batted and defended the crisps from an entirely imaginary assault. nail bedded adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled beneath the surface of the evening and cannot be raised. Samin was nail bedded beneath the conversation, answering only when directly excavated. nail bitered adj. You have drunk enough to chew through every fingernail while defending the resulting decision. Thurmond was nail bitered, gnawing thoughtfully through the plan to walk home. nail bitinged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving your fingertips alone during a quiet domestic collapse. Miamour became nail bitinged before the television had finished its opening credits. nail bombed adj. Drunk in a way that scatters sharp little household decisions across the kitchen. Aldona went nail bombed through the kitchen, opening every drawer and leaving cutlery everywhere. nail bombered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes placing one sharp object beside another seem like household planning. Valyncia became nail bombered and lined the kitchen knives up beside the bread bin.