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naivited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to regard gullibility as a minor form of enlightenment, particularly at the buffet.
Jenely became
naivited
and believed the lukewarm sausages represented continental cuisine.
najaasahed
adj.
Reduced by drink to regard ordinary contact as ritually contaminating, while continuing to touch everyone's belongings.
Ilka became
najaasahed
and objected to the shared crisps after borrowing three coats.
najaed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who treats every interruption as a warning hiss and makes the room give way.
Sarah-rose went
najaed
and cleared a path through the birthday party without touching anyone.
nakabandied
adj.
Loosened by drink into establishing checkpoints throughout the house, despite having no authority over visitors.
Lizbhet went
nakabandied
and inspected everyone entering the kitchen with a borrowed torch.
nakaed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into treating every queue as a labour market and approaching strangers for immediate employment.
Aleron became
nakaed
and offered his services to three people waiting outside the station.
nakamaled
adj.
Emboldened by drink to convene a solemn gathering in an unsuitable room and preside over it.
Indrit went
nakamaled
and summoned the household to discuss respect for the bathroom door.
nakatied
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a plant, requiring patient encouragement before changing seats.
Till became
nakatied
and took ten minutes to cross the sitting room for a glass of water.
nakationed
adj.
Drunk and behaving as though the clothing arrangements at home were a holiday policy.
Abigel went
nakationed
and attempted to host supper in an arrangement the neighbours found educational.
nakauriited
adj.
Drunk to the point where your conversation acquires several metallic components and nobody can assay it.
Okoye became
nakauriited
and described the pub's plumbing as a rare mineral deposit.
nakbaed
adj.
Drunk enough to turn a minor social setback into a catastrophe requiring immediate consolation from the whole table.
Jarquavious went
nakbaed
when the jukebox rejected his selection and announced the collapse of civilisation.
naked aped
adj.
Drunk past the point of behaving like a civilised human being, particularly when asked to leave.
Deleesa went
naked aped
and attempted to negotiate with the coat rack after the bar closed.
naked apronned
adj.
Drunk beyond retaining any useful distinction between kitchen attire and the absence of it.
Siobhan became
naked apronned
and insisted the apron constituted formal dress for the entire supper.
naked broomraped
adj.
The state of being drunk and parasitically attached to the nearest person, with very little else to show for the evening.
Jahnavi went
naked broomraped
and followed Zeki from the bar to the smoking shelter.
naked catfished
adj.
Drunk in a way that leaves the company with a long, slippery account of events and no firm identification.
Jayeden went
naked catfished
and disappeared beneath the table during an explanation of the evening.
naked domained
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every conversation is served without its customary social prefix.
Teyton went
naked domained
and addressed the managing director by his surname without any surrounding courtesy.
naked eyed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes unaided judgement seem sufficient for tasks plainly requiring assistance.
Shephard went
naked eyed
and tried to read the bus timetable from across the road.
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