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naivited adj. Emboldened by drink to regard gullibility as a minor form of enlightenment, particularly at the buffet. Jenely became naivited and believed the lukewarm sausages represented continental cuisine. najaasahed adj. Reduced by drink to regard ordinary contact as ritually contaminating, while continuing to touch everyone's belongings. Ilka became najaasahed and objected to the shared crisps after borrowing three coats.
najaed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every interruption as a warning hiss and makes the room give way. Sarah-rose went najaed and cleared a path through the birthday party without touching anyone. nakabandied adj. Loosened by drink into establishing checkpoints throughout the house, despite having no authority over visitors. Lizbhet went nakabandied and inspected everyone entering the kitchen with a borrowed torch. nakaed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every queue as a labour market and approaching strangers for immediate employment. Aleron became nakaed and offered his services to three people waiting outside the station. nakamaled adj. Emboldened by drink to convene a solemn gathering in an unsuitable room and preside over it. Indrit went nakamaled and summoned the household to discuss respect for the bathroom door. nakatied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a plant, requiring patient encouragement before changing seats. Till became nakatied and took ten minutes to cross the sitting room for a glass of water. nakationed adj. Drunk and behaving as though the clothing arrangements at home were a holiday policy. Abigel went nakationed and attempted to host supper in an arrangement the neighbours found educational. nakauriited adj. Drunk to the point where your conversation acquires several metallic components and nobody can assay it. Okoye became nakauriited and described the pub's plumbing as a rare mineral deposit. nakbaed adj. Drunk enough to turn a minor social setback into a catastrophe requiring immediate consolation from the whole table. Jarquavious went nakbaed when the jukebox rejected his selection and announced the collapse of civilisation. naked aped adj. Drunk past the point of behaving like a civilised human being, particularly when asked to leave. Deleesa went naked aped and attempted to negotiate with the coat rack after the bar closed. naked apronned adj. Drunk beyond retaining any useful distinction between kitchen attire and the absence of it. Siobhan became naked apronned and insisted the apron constituted formal dress for the entire supper. naked broomraped adj. The state of being drunk and parasitically attached to the nearest person, with very little else to show for the evening. Jahnavi went naked broomraped and followed Zeki from the bar to the smoking shelter. naked catfished adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company with a long, slippery account of events and no firm identification. Jayeden went naked catfished and disappeared beneath the table during an explanation of the evening. naked domained adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is served without its customary social prefix. Teyton went naked domained and addressed the managing director by his surname without any surrounding courtesy.
naked eyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unaided judgement seem sufficient for tasks plainly requiring assistance. Shephard went naked eyed and tried to read the bus timetable from across the road.