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name-booked adj. Drunk in a way that turns the breakfast guest list into a record of missing memories. Benjamen was name-booked, consulting the invitation list to discover who had slept on the sofa. name-callered adj. The state of being drunk and addressing the morning's appliances by names they have not earned. Nyanna was name-callered, calling the kettle a turncoat before making tea. name-callinged adj. The condition of a drinker who labels the headache, the sunlight and the kettle with increasing hostility. Agnese was name-callinged by breakfast, blaming the curtains for the condition of her head. name-changed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where changing one’s name appears an administratively sensible solution. Sherwood was name-changed and spent twenty minutes selecting a replacement for an entirely serviceable surname. name-checkinged adj. Reduced by drink to publicly mentioning acquaintances who cannot help with the morning's condition. Micahya was name-checkinged, citing three acquaintances while searching for the missing paracetamol. name-droppered adj. Slowed by drink to introducing each celebrated acquaintance with a ceremonial pause. Kepler was name-droppered and left long silences before mentioning a minor television presenter. name-droppinged adj. Sharpened by drink into mentioning famous connections with unnecessary precision before breakfast. Zulmy was name-droppinged, supplying full titles while everyone else looked for coffee. name-letter effected adj. Emboldened by drink to choose breakfast items whose labels contain more of your own letters. Akhilesh was name-letter effected and rejected the cereal because its packet lacked his preferred initials. name-saked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake sharing a name for having inherited another person's achievements. Fedel got name-saked and accepted congratulations intended for a local champion. nameabilitied adj. Drunk and treating every object encountered after breakfast as though it requires a formal name. Jarule was nameabilitied, naming the fruit bowl before attempting to move it. nameablenessed adj. Drunk enough to assign names to things that have managed perfectly well without them. Lhiam was nameablenessed, naming the curtains before asking where the coffee was. nameboarded adj. Drunk beyond reading a labelled door without first saluting it. Lodis was nameboarded, studying the bathroom sign as though it were official correspondence. namebooked adj. Drunk, with the result that every person encountered must be entered into a mental register. Endora was namebooked, recording the milkman as though he had attended the party. namecallinged adj. The drunkenness of one who gives every symptom of the morning a derogatory label. Tyrin was namecallinged, describing the headache in terms unsuitable for a family kitchen. namechangered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes changing your name seem the simplest explanation for the morning. Natisha was namechangered, introducing herself under three names before finding her coat. namechecked adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing everyone who contributed to last night's confusion. Kyrollos was namechecked, publicly crediting each person involved in the missing taxi.