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named (/neɪmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to requiring labels for familiar people, places and objects. Daneya was named and introduced herself to the same chair on three successive occasions. named parametered adj. Drunk on the strength of being addressed by name, even when nobody is speaking to you. Brylin was named parametered, answering whenever the waiter mentioned any customer by name. named personned adj. Drunk since last orders, and appointing a designated contact for every minor domestic difficulty. Nekeidra was named personned, directing each breakfast complaint through an appointed intermediary. named piped adj. Drunk by the third round, and passing private messages through a channel everyone can see. Bryanne was named piped, sending instructions through the kitchen doorway instead of speaking directly. namednessed adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing your own identity before anyone has asked. Esquire got namednessed and introduced himself to the cloakroom attendant by full title. namedropped adj. Loosened by drink into treating every acquaintance as a credential. Ionut got namedropped and attributed his successful evening to a distant cousin in television. namedroppered adj. Drunk and assigning every ordinary conversation a prestigious connection. Talyr was namedroppered, giving the bus conductor a connection to a royal photographer. namedroppinged adj. Loosened by drink into scattering impressive names through an otherwise ordinary account of the night. Sadeeq was namedroppinged, introducing celebrated names into the story of losing his keys. nameed adj. Drunk to the point where anything addressed acquires a name and expects an answer. Kshawn got nameed and began consulting the coat stand before choosing a taxi. namefellowed adj. Drunk enough to claim kinship with strangers on the evidence of one shared name. Khamarni got namefellowed and adopted a stranger called Martin as a temporary relation. namekoed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a mushroom, yet confident it belongs in the supper. Jamesena got namekoed and recommended the woodland garnish to everyone near the buffet. nameless bee diseased adj. Drunk in a way that makes your previously reliable account of the evening disappear. Aariv was nameless bee diseased and confidently denied ordering the round visible on his receipt. nameless fingered adj. You are drunk and indicating something significant with the one digit traditionally reserved for solemn commitments. Tatijana went nameless fingered at the bar and pointed emphatically at a cocktail she could not name. namelessed adj. Drunk beyond discretion, with the evening reduced to an unrecorded private matter. Rajean became namelessed and declined to explain where the missing trousers had gone. namelessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes anonymity seem a sound basis for further decisions. Sherlie became namelessnessed and signed the tab with an invented surname. namelinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every person with your name as an immediate colleague. Bethany-jade got namelinged and exchanged professional secrets with a stranger called Beth.