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namepieced adj. Drunk on the strength of a single artistic reference, and prepared to build a reputation upon it. Lamarkus got namepieced and claimed the pub mural explained his entire creative method. nameplated adj. Drunk by the third round, and labelling people to make the room administratively manageable. Anwar got nameplated and assigned formal labels to everyone sharing the booth. nameplatinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning names or brands to objects that had managed without them. Tracilynn became nameplatinged and branded the condiment bottles for easier future reference. nameplayed adj. Still drunk, and converting every person's name into material for an ill-advised pun. Evangel got nameplayed and spent ten minutes improving a joke about the barman's surname. namered (/ˈneɪm.əd/) adj. Too drunk to leave anything unnamed, including the things plainly labelled already. Adalin became namered and renamed the toilets despite the signs on both doors. namesaked (/ˈneɪmseɪkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to lend your name to plans you have not examined. Safeara became namesaked and authorised the after-party without asking where it was. namescaped adj. Having drunk more than the room can hold, and turning every visible name into geography. Kexin got namescaped and navigated the pub by the territories marked on the table cards. namescloped adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself policeman of other people's names. Shalaundra became namescloped and demanded identification from a man she had invited in. nameservered adj. Drunk beyond reliable recollection, but still mapping names to places with unjustified technical confidence. Sweden was nameservered and confidently routed the taxi to a closed veterinary practice. namesigned adj. Of a drinker: certain that one private gesture should be universally understood. Bong became namesigned and communicated his taxi destination with an increasingly elaborate motion. namesmanshipped adj. Drunk past the point of assigning names to every glass, plate, and cushion in the kitchen. Altonya was namesmanshipped, labelling the water jug before sitting down. namespaced (/ˈneɪmspeɪsd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping household objects in separate conceptual spaces; the kettle now belongs on the sofa. Uganda was namespaced, insisting the clean glasses lived in the hallway. nametaged adj. Drunk, with the result that your name belongs on the water jug as well as your clothing. Lefty was nametaged and marked the glass of water before going to sleep. nametaped adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching your identity to the nearest garment and forgetting which garment it was. Kyrei became nametaped and looked for her own name on three kitchen towels. namevotered adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar name, awarding the best chair to whoever sounds most trustworthy. Isobell was namevotered and gave the sofa to a cousin she had just invented. namevotinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and judging every kitchen object by the name it appears to have. Maudena was namevotinged and rejected the kettle for sounding unreliable.