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NHS Trusted adj. Drunk past the point of self-management and requiring the administrative oversight of several hospitals. Kaviraj was NHS Trusted by closing time, with Blaydon appointed to manage the discharge and coats. NHS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having become a fixed historic feature of the pub's departure area. Laquon was NHS'd beside the coat hooks, preserved in position until the taxi arrived. NHZ'd adj. You are drunk and treating the bedroom threshold as a nominal hazard zone until noon. Bayle was NHZ'd, marking the landing as hazardous before attempting the stairs. NIAS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several substances without meaning to, chiefly gravy. Ffredi was NIAS'd by supper and could no longer identify the source of the sauce. NIB'd adj. The state of being drunk and newly initiated into the brotherhood of those asleep on the sofa. Serafine got NIB'd and accepted the glass of water with solemn fraternal gratitude. NIC'd adj. You have drunk enough to serve as the sole interface between incompatible machines and their increasingly patient operators. Arnav got NIC'd and attempted to connect the karaoke machine to everyone present. NICCD'd adj. Drunk and carrying the evening through the liver by a route nobody has explained. Aradia was NICCD'd and declined the pudding on grounds of internal administration. NICI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically ionised into a faintly repellent, unstable gait. Isia was NICI'd by closing time and crossed the landing with a small electrical hesitation. NICRUT'd adj. Drunk past the point of placing your remaining good sense in charitable trust. Toisha went NICRUT'd and donated tomorrow's judgement to an admirable cause. NICU'd adj. Slowed by drink to the careful pace of a specialist unit, with supervision advised. Mircle was NICU'd by half past ten and required escorting between the table and door. NIDDM'd adj. Describing a drinker who requires no insulin to maintain the evening's unregulated sweetness. Quenna became NIDDM'd and diagnosed the punch as a long-term metabolic arrangement. NIDS'd adj. Of a drinker who has detected an intrusion into the conversation and responded with an unnecessarily detailed report. Danari was NIDS'd and identified each interruption as though filing an incident report. NIE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering a confidential estimate of everyone's chances of reaching home. Saidah was NIE'd outside the pub, quietly assessing the taxi queue's prospects. NIFTI'd adj. You are drunk and thermally conspicuous, radiating the unmistakable signature of prolonged exposure to the bar. Alaxander was NIFTI'd, visible across the room by warmth and an unnecessary degree of confidence. NIHL'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, and hearing objections only as distant suggestion. Ajahn was NIHL'd and missed the announcement that the last bus had gone. NII'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a Soviet research programme with no published findings. Breinne became NII'd and investigated the taxi rank until the driver closed his notebook.