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nanocylindered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become upright, narrow, and liable to roll beneath the nearest table. Shanei stood nanocylindered by the bar, swaying without appreciably changing position. nanocytologied adj. Reduced by drink to examining the pub’s smallest living specimens, including the contents of a discarded lime wedge. Freidy got nanocytologied and inspected the lime in the discarded gin glass. nanocytotoxicitied adj. Softened by drink into a person whose smallest remaining cells object to further refreshment. Aricely was nanocytotoxicitied and declined another cider on behalf of every cell in her body. nanodamaged adj. Sharpened by drink into a delicate sort of ruin, incurred at the scale of one overlooked pub detail. Dusen became nanodamaged after arguing with the coat hook and losing the argument. nanodecompositioned adj. Emboldened by drink to come apart at microscopic scale while insisting the evening remains perfectly organised. Zayanah became nanodecompositioned, separating into keys, receipts, and an argument about the taxi. nanodeliveried adj. Slowed by drink to delivering one tiny parcel of conversation at a time, usually to the wrong table. Shali got nanodeliveried and took seven minutes to present the same news to the barmaid. nanodeposited adj. Drunk and settled in a thin, immovable layer along the edge of the bar. Migelangel was nanodeposited beneath the optics, unwilling to disturb the arrangement. nanodepositioned adj. Drunk to the point where every surface acquires a small, reluctant version of you. Josaih was nanodepositioned across the snug, leaving a sleeve and two opinions on separate chairs. nanodesigned adj. Drunk enough to plan a complete miniature pub, including a bar, a snug, and no route home. Zadin got nanodesigned and sketched an ideal pub on the back of the beer list. nanodeviced adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the dimensions of a technical specification, then unable to operate the television. Adelynne was nanodeviced and required assistance with the exceedingly ordinary remote control. nanodiagnosised adj. Of a drinker who has diagnosed every condition in the room, including the need for chips. Jazay became nanodiagnosised and prescribed chips to everyone at the table. nanodiagnosticsed adj. Describing a drinker who conducts minute investigations into his symptoms and concludes that supper is indicated. Joene grew nanodiagnosticsed and examined the evidence before ordering toast. nanodiamonded adj. A drinker who has acquired an adamantine brilliance, chiefly in defending an obviously bad idea. Armante became nanodiamonded and defended the broken umbrella with remarkable hardness. nanodielectricked adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation passes around him without making contact, save for requests for money. Garance was nanodielectricked and insulated from every sensible suggestion. nanodiffractioned (/ˌnænoʊdɪˈfrækʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and examining every surface for hidden structure, eventually locating the biscuit tin. Ashaiya grew nanodiffractioned and studied the table as though it concealed a crystal lattice. nanodimensioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to a very small extent, namely the distance to the kebab shop. Anakin became nanodimensioned and measured the route to the takeaway repeatedly.