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NIRS'd adj. Too drunk to observe the room directly, yet conducting an elaborate analysis of its faintest social signals. Amiliana got NIRS'd and reported Linny's mood from the colour of his sleeve. NIS'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where the pub's information service can establish who ordered what. Caricia got NIS'd and queried the network for the whereabouts of her own handbag. NISQ'd adj. Emboldened by drink to operate at noisy intermediate scale, producing uncertain results before the company’s patience decoheres. Indiya-rose went NISQ'd and attempted a quantum toast with several incompatible outcomes. NIT'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a technical assessment of the quickest route home. Verene was NIT'd by midnight, testing the pavement with each carefully placed step. NITianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the route home as though it were an entrance examination. Grey became NITianed by the third round and tested everyone on the quickest route to the station. NIV'd adj. Reduced by drink to breathing without assistance while requiring the room to provide the reassurance. Alwood was NIV'd and accepted the pub's ventilation as a personal clinical service. NJAC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a junior championship from any other important fixture. Merrilee was NJAC'd and awarded the trophy to whoever found the spare chair. NJP'd adj. Still drunk, and administering penalties without the inconvenience of a hearing. Nari was NJP'd and confiscated the remote on grounds that required no evidence. NK'd adj. Describing a drinker who has identified the quietest person at the bar as a fellow predator. Haline got NK'd and watched the snug for prey while pretending to read the crisps menu. NKRO'd adj. Of a drinker who has pressed every conversational key at once, producing no ghosting but considerable blocking. Arold went NKRO'd and interrupted every table without losing track of any argument. NKred adj. Too drunk to distinguish one round from another, yet still attempting to settle accounts with exact change. Rayahna got NKred and spent ten minutes dividing the bar bill into increasingly smaller coins. NL'd adj. Drunk enough to surrender responsibility by handing over the shares and calling the matter settled. Yaneth got NL'd and offered her coat as payment for a round she had not bought. NLA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a remarkably accurate awareness of where everyone is, except herself. Donjeta was NLA'd, locating every friend in the pub while missing the exit entirely. NLD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of visual-spatial confidence unsupported by the room. Saraiyah got NLD'd and confidently missed the chair by a modest distance. NLE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced ordinary speech to a regional abbreviation. Jocelynmarie was NLE'd and shortened every explanation beyond recognition. NLEC'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the kitchen without opposition, leaving the sofa to whichever side arrives first. Naquelle came home NLEC'd and conceded the sofa to the cat without negotiation.