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nanolithographied adj. Drunk to the extent of laying out elaborate microscopic patterns for people who asked only where the toilets were. Ashton-lee became nanolithographied and diagrammed the bar tab in minute detail. nanolitred adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity so small that confidence has had to do the measuring. Jeannean got nanolitred and claimed a single drop had settled the entire argument.
nanolocalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that every person and object has one exact assigned position. Teshira went nanolocalizationed and moved everyone three inches to improve the conversation. nanolooped adj. Drunk by closing time, and returning to the same tiny point with undiminished conviction. Amielia became nanolooped and reopened the question of the jukebox every few minutes. nanoluciferased adj. Still drunk, and faintly luminous with the conviction that your explanation is serving as scientific evidence. Shakala went nanoluciferased and used her glowing phone to validate an unlikely theory. nanomachined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful mechanical device from a small object you have appointed to perform a task. Gwinda became nanomachined and instructed the pepper grinder to organise the party. nanomachineried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a collection of tiny mechanisms as a governing body. Iyanu became nanomachineried and blamed the cutlery for the delay in serving pudding. nanomagneted adj. Having drunk enough to attract small metal objects and the confidence they confer. Fher became nanomagneted and gathered every stray teaspoon into his coat pocket. nanomagnetismed adj. Having drunk more than the room can explain, and attributing every attachment to a private force. Kishia went nanomagnetismed and insisted the cutlery followed her around the table. nanomanipulationed adj. You have drunk enough to adjust tiny circumstances repeatedly, with no evidence that they required adjustment. Randa became nanomanipulationed and spent ten minutes correcting the angle of one coaster. nanomanipulatored adj. You are drunk and attempting delicate control over objects that have plainly declined to cooperate. Heberto became nanomanipulatored and tried to steer a pea with the back of a spoon. nanomanufactured adj. Of a drinker: confidently producing a new material from whatever happens to be within reach. Vergie became nanomanufactured and built a supplementary snack from crisps and cocktail onions. nanomanufacturinged adj. Of a drinker who has converted the available materials into devices no sober person requested. Graven went nanomanufacturinged and assembled a phone stand from straws and folded menus. nanomasked adj. Describing a drinker who conceals a very small uncertainty beneath an impressive-looking expression. Lakeashia became nanomasked and answered every question with the confidence of a headmistress. nanomaterialed adj. A drinker who has assigned a designed purpose to every substance within immediate reach. Obera became nanomaterialed and classified the napkins according to their structural potential.
nanomatrixed adj. A drinker so far gone that every person becomes an entry in a private grid, and every choice follows from it. Charlea became nanomatrixed and assigned each guest a coordinate before choosing a dance partner.