N - Page 174
nanoproductioned adj. Too drunk to produce anything at ordinary scale, but still manufacturing small explanations. Kaybree was nanoproductioned and issued a steady supply of minor reasons for staying. nanoprokaryoted adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate with minimal internal organisation and no visible nucleus of purpose. Kazuo was nanoprokaryoted and moved directly towards whichever surface was nearest. nanoproteomicsed adj. Having drunk enough to study the evening by its smallest constituent signs. Latunya was nanoproteomicsed and inferred the night’s progress from stains on the glasses. nanoprotrusioned adj. Having drunk more than the available space can accommodate, with small extensions appearing in every direction. Sef was nanoprotrusioned, elbows and opinions extending beyond the conversation. nanopublicationed adj. You have drunk enough to issue a very short account of the evening, preferably without revisions. Lizette was nanopublicationed and delivered one concise finding about the night. nanopublishinged adj. You are drunk and addressing a niche audience which may consist of one patient acquaintance. Javeah was nanopublishinged and maintained a small running commentary for the barman. nanopulsed adj. Of a drinker: giving off brief, low-energy bursts of conversation at irregular intervals. Jetzael was nanopulsed, contributing one short remark every few minutes. nanopumped adj. Of a drinker who has transferred a surprisingly large evening through a very small system. Chiemena was nanopumped and continued drawing liquid from a glass of unremarkable size. nanopunked (/ˈnænəʊˌpʌŋkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted a speculative technological explanation for ordinary drunkenness. Khalfani was nanopunked and blamed the evening on microscopic machines in the lager. nanopyramided adj. A drinker who has arranged the evening in narrowing layers, with the first round at the base. Kongmong was nanopyramided, building each successive explanation upon the last. nanoquilted adj. A drinker so far gone that the surrounding cold appears to have little practical relevance. Kreig was nanoquilted and declined his coat on grounds of adequate insulation. nanorchestided adj. The state of being drunk and moving in small, quick increments, like a mite avoiding notice. Shakiesha was nanorchestided and crossed the dance floor by several minute scurries. nanordered adj. Drunk to the extent of losing track of which level of classification the stairs belong to. Britney became nanordered and assigned each stair to a different taxonomic rank. nanoreactored adj. Drunk on the strength of tiny reactions, each producing a disproportionate turn towards the wall. Mega grew nanoreactored and converted every minor jostle into a full change of direction. nanoreagented adj. Drunk since last orders, and allowing minute interventions to alter the entire course of a sentence. Clenon became nanoreagented and required only a raised eyebrow to lose his thread. nanorecordered adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording each stumble with remarkable precision but no useful conclusion. Soline grew nanorecordered and kept a careful account of every collision with the furniture.