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NMC'd adj. Drunk to the point where three components are carefully ordered, then placed in the wrong sandwich. Jeylene became NMC'd and rearranged the buffet according to a private chemical taxonomy. NMD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's messages are rapidly destroyed before anyone can read them. Shundrea was NMD'd and deleted each message as soon as it acquired a second clause.
NMDA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an amino-acid derivative, with the conversation becoming correspondingly excitatory. Bianica was NMDA'd and disputed the structure of every sandwich. NMI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot mask the error message arriving whenever anyone mentions last night. Beaufort went NMI'd when asked about the vase, then concentrated on his tea. NMIBC'd adj. Drunk and making frequent, urgent visits to the bathroom, each followed by renewed confidence. Girolamo was NMIBC'd, rising from breakfast repeatedly to inspect the hallway tiles. NMJ'd adj. Of a drinker who has connected every intention directly to the relevant muscle, with little intervening thought. Ysabell was NMJ'd, reaching for each offered coat before deciding whether it belonged to her. NMM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a miniature painted figure with excellent highlights and no practical mobility. Ishar woke NMM'd, metallic in appearance only, and remained fixed beside the radiator. NMO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a narrow, shining route from the bar to the coat rack. Jadae was NMO'd by last orders, following the same bright route towards the coats and back again. NMOSD'd adj. Softened by drink into a spectrum of increasingly vague plans, from another round to sleeping in a coat. Zyhir was NMOSD'd by closing time, his plans ranging from taxis to an optimistic pavement nap. NMP'd adj. Of a drinker who has nominated himself to represent the table, despite no election taking place. Harroop became NMP'd and delivered the table's position on the pub's music. NMR spectroscopied adj. Loosened by drink into assigning each remark a frequency according to its conversational neighbours, with increasing confidence in the results. Chela became NMR spectroscopied and distinguished every anecdote by the company it had kept. NMR'd adj. Having drunk enough to absorb every radio signal in the vicinity at one highly specific frequency. Brianna-leigh became NMR'd and responded only when addressed in the key of last orders. NMS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a final round, then rigidly committed to whatever position the furniture provided. Nataleigh became NMS'd and required Dashon to negotiate her release from the armchair. NMT'd adj. Drunk to the extent of translating every morning remark through a machine before answering it. Jakzenny was NMT'd, converting a simple question into a lengthy approximation about breakfast. NN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every conversation remain open to all parties, including those plainly trying to leave. Derrien got NN'd and argued that the private discussion violated the principles of a public round.
NNBSP'd adj. You are drunk and leaving no comfortable space between one ill-judged movement and the next. Yeji got NNBSP'd and placed each foot directly against the previous one.