nanotaged
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nanotaged adj. You are drunk and carrying a tiny, unmistakable label identifying you as the cause of the morning's difficulty. Trynati was nanotaged by the untouched coffee and the careful silence around her. nanotainered adj. Drunk enough to label a tiny blood sample as evidence for a much larger theory. Junpei became nanotainered and diagnosed the pub’s entire clientele from one spilled drop.
nanotanked adj. Drunk past the point of treating a very small obstacle as a fortified position. Bene got nanotanked and defended the umbrella stand against three entirely imaginary advances. nanotapered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a narrowing path is not necessarily an invitation to proceed. Alayn became nanotapered and attempted the increasingly narrow gap between two chairs. nanoteched adj. Drunk to a degree that turns minute machinery into a convincing explanation for everything. Iraida became nanoteched and blamed the missing keys on a machine beneath the carpet. nanotechnologied adj. Drunk to the extent of manufacturing a complete system from particles, guesses and confidence. Dionisie got nanotechnologied and proposed building a self-cleaning taxi from table salt. nanotechnologisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest available detail seem suitable for major engineering. Vritika got nanotechnologisted and redesigned the cocktail stirrer between courses. nanotemplated adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan so small and exact that nobody else can see it. Myrle became nanotemplated and placed every peanut according to an undisclosed blueprint. nanoteslaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring personal authority in quantities nobody can verify. Ranon was nanoteslaed and announced that his handshake could regulate the pub’s electricity. nanotextiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that clothing woven at microscopic scale improves negotiations. Latiqua got nanotextiled and wore a napkin as formal scientific attire. nanotextured adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every surface sufficiently intricate to justify a firm opinion. Jaydrien became nanotextured and rejected the smooth menu as lacking conversational potential. nanotexturinged adj. Still drunk, and applying an invisible finish to objects whose surfaces were already adequate. Andre-junior was nanotexturinged and improved the salt cellar by stroking it solemnly. nanotheranosticsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish diagnosis from treatment, but confident that both can be administered in miniature. Deronda became nanotheranosticsed and prescribed a microscopic cure for the landlord’s silence. nanotherapeuticked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a particle-sized remedy as adequate for every social complication. Javette got nanotherapeuticked and offered microscopic medicine to the man guarding the toilets. nanotherapied adj. Having drunk enough to administer an extremely small cure with entirely disproportionate assurance. Kambel became nanotherapied and treated the broken conversation with one carefully chosen atom.
nanothermited adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with safely combining small combustible components or sensible intentions. Emora went nanothermited and joined the wrong two conversations with startling certainty.