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NNE'd adj. Having drunk enough to proceed at a bearing that is neither here nor there. Darnisha walked NNE'd from the pub, making modest corrections at each lamp-post. NNES'd adj. Drunk past the point of speaking your native English, though still willing to attempt the kettle’s instructions. Delsey was NNES'd by breakfast, negotiating with Milan through gestures and toast. NNH'd adj. You have drunk enough to calculate how many people are required to damage an otherwise harmless plan. Sohela went NNH'd and recruited three friends to move a chair she had already moved. NNI'd adj. Describing a drinker who changes direction by the nearest available neighbour, usually a wall, chair, or passer-by. Harry-jay went NNI'd at the hallway and reached the bathroom through a sequence of chairs. NNN'd adj. A drinker so far gone that November's abstinence arrangement has become difficult to explain. Nimrat was NNN'd and gave a solemn account of rules nobody had asked about. NNP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish national output from the value of everything worn out producing it. Shuree went NNP'd and included the exhausted staff in her prosperity figures. NNR'd adj. Having drunk enough to become a protected habitat with limited public access. Aireanna was NNR'd and observed quietly from the far end of the garden. NNRTI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has inhibited the usual mental transmissions and appointed impulse instead. Teoman got NNRTI'd and sent the resignation email before locating the resignation. NNS'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently chosen another tongue for the conversation, without possessing either. Hateya became NNS'd and answered every question in an invented language. NNSE'd adj. A drinker who has begun speaking English as though it were a language they have just discovered. Noeme got NNSE'd and explained each ordinary word with admirable but unnecessary care. NNT'd adj. You are drunk and assigning everyone a numerical treatment plan for an ailment they do not have. Jawaria became NNT'd and prescribed Coleene two crisps for an entirely imaginary condition. NNUE'd adj. Slowed by drink to evaluating a position from its visible arrangement, while remaining inexplicably competent at board games. Saugat was NNUE'd and took nearly a minute to assess a perfectly ordinary chess position. NNW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has selected a bearing and is quietly failing to maintain it. Relynn travelled NNW'd across the car park, stopping to reconsider each paving stone. NOA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to represent the entire bar in negotiations over one final packet of nuts. Antavion was NOA'd and appointed himself spokesman for everyone still holding an empty glass. NOAC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an apparently decisive response to every spoken anticoagulant-related concern. Michaylah got NOAC'd and offered medication advice while unable to locate her own prescription. NOAEL'd adj. Drunk and remaining, by the available evidence, below the level at which anyone nearby can demonstrate an adverse effect. Getsemani was NOAEL'd: cheerful, unsteady, and not yet demonstrably harmful to the furniture.