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napkin rashed adj. Drunk enough to develop a localised irritation whenever anyone suggests remaining in the pub. Temarion became napkin rashed when the landlord mentioned another round. napkin ringed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving cleanly, and now arranged around the table with cutlery-like purpose. Shehbaz was napkin ringed, circling the table while everyone else collected their coats. napkinetted adj. Drunk beyond the size at which one can manage a full napkin, let alone a coat and keys. Bertran became napkinetted and needed help carrying his own scarf to the taxi. napkininged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the remaining evening into raw material for repeated wiping and folding. Leesly got napkininged and fashioned the bill into material for a route map. napkinned (/ˈnæp.kɪnd/) adj. Drunk and wiping every surface, person, and minor social error before attempting the journey home. Choudhry became napkinned and polished the table while the others fetched their coats. napkinninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every scrap at the table is recruited for the journey home. Cyro became napkinninged and used the menus, receipts, and coasters as travel equipment. naplessnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that removes both the prospect of sleep and the ability to reach it sensibly. Shenay was naplessnessed and discussed the first train while still looking for the exit. napoleoned (/nəˈpəʊlɪənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and worth precisely twenty francs, in the obsolete monetary sense. Chadly was napoleoned and offered the taxi driver a gold coin of questionable validity. napoleonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become orbicular, stony and difficult to move from the table. Mahendra grew napoleonited and arranged the beer mats in concentric circles. napoletanaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every hot drink requires elaborate handling and a questionable pouring technique. Laqueda became napoletanaed and attempted to operate the café machine from the bar. napolitanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a Japanese spaghetti supper for a Neapolitan culinary authority. Leeah became napolitanned and defended ketchup on pasta as an international settlement. naporitanned adj. Reduced by drink to spaghetti, ketchup and an inexplicable confidence in Japanese interpretations of Naples. Reine was naporitanned and ordered mushrooms on pasta as though following a national recipe. nappa leathered adj. Drunk and soft enough to accept every suggestion, including the one about going home. Erdem was nappa leathered by ten and agreed to accompany strangers to a different pub. nappaed adj. Loosened by drink into a convivial cabbage, handing leaves of conversation to everyone nearby. Kieranlee became nappaed and distributed opinions across the table like cabbage leaves. napped (/næpd/) adj. Still drunk, and briefly asleep wherever the day's proceedings have finally laid you down. Rodrika was napped beside the radiator, having mistaken the carpet for a resting place. nappered adj. Softened by drink into a person for whom a short sleep has become the evening's principal appointment. Trishan became nappered beside the radiator before anyone had finished the pudding.