nappied
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nappied (/ˈnæpid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose chief remaining qualification is readiness for changing. Kadi got nappied and announced that the pub required a properly stocked changing station. nappinessed adj. Loosened by drink into the condition of being agreeably fit for a nap. Monja became nappinessed and regarded the armchair as an undiscovered department of sleep.
nappinged adj. Emboldened by drink to commence a short sleep wherever the conversation happens to end. Scotty grew nappinged and closed his eyes during the discussion of parking permits. nappishnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the mild, respectable torpor preceding an entirely avoidable nap. Laqueta became nappishnessed and required the menu to be read aloud twice. nappuccinoed adj. Drunk and administering caffeine to a sleeping body in the belief that this constitutes time management. Taneka became nappuccinoed, taking espresso between brief collapses against the office wall. nappy bagged adj. Drunk to the point where every personal possession has been sorted into compartments for an infant. Kirandeep got nappy bagged and packed the bar snacks according to imagined emergency categories. nappy banked adj. Drunk enough to establish a charitable reserve of spare supplies for beneficiaries who have not applied. Madelyne became nappy banked and collected unused napkins for distribution at breakfast. nappy binned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a receptacle for used nappies from a respectable chair. Banner was nappy binned and placed his coat in the refuse container without regret. nappy bucketed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary furniture, and now requiring a lidded container for continued occupation. Ashal became nappy bucketed and guarded the utility-room receptacle as reserved seating. nappy caked adj. Drunk in a way that assembles several modest layers into a presentable but wholly unsuitable celebration. Chiara grew nappy caked and presented folded towels as a formal dessert. nappy changered adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface is assessed for its suitability to receive a child. Ranson became nappy changered and inspected the snooker table for padding and drainage. nappy checked adj. Drunk to a degree that prompts repeated inspections of an entirely absent infant. Lamecca got nappy checked and asked three strangers whether their babies required attention. nappy covered adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding waterproof clothing as an adequate solution to every domestic difficulty. Jocqua became nappy covered and proposed plastic trousers for the entire dinner party. nappy fastenered adj. Drunk on the strength of a small reusable pin, with confidence disproportionate to its engineering. Ormand was nappy fastenered and attempted to secure the curtains with a plastic pin. nappy flatted adj. Drunk since last orders, and spread across the furniture with the unstructured breadth of folded cloth. Chanyia became nappy flatted across the settee, leaving no obvious route to the telephone.
nappy inserted adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitted into the conversation wherever a gap presents itself. Kyrin grew nappy inserted and entered each discussion without regard to its subject.