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nappied
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nappied
(/ˈnæpid/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person whose chief remaining qualification is readiness for changing.
Kadi got
nappied
and announced that the pub required a properly stocked changing station.
nappinessed
adj.
Loosened by drink into the condition of being agreeably fit for a nap.
Monja became
nappinessed
and regarded the armchair as an undiscovered department of sleep.
nappinged
adj.
Emboldened by drink to commence a short sleep wherever the conversation happens to end.
Scotty grew
nappinged
and closed his eyes during the discussion of parking permits.
nappishnessed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the mild, respectable torpor preceding an entirely avoidable nap.
Laqueta became
nappishnessed
and required the menu to be read aloud twice.
nappuccinoed
adj.
Drunk and administering caffeine to a sleeping body in the belief that this constitutes time management.
Taneka became
nappuccinoed
, taking espresso between brief collapses against the office wall.
nappy bagged
adj.
Drunk to the point where every personal possession has been sorted into compartments for an infant.
Kirandeep got
nappy bagged
and packed the bar snacks according to imagined emergency categories.
nappy banked
adj.
Drunk enough to establish a charitable reserve of spare supplies for beneficiaries who have not applied.
Madelyne became
nappy banked
and collected unused napkins for distribution at breakfast.
nappy binned
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a receptacle for used nappies from a respectable chair.
Banner was
nappy binned
and placed his coat in the refuse container without regret.
nappy bucketed
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary furniture, and now requiring a lidded container for continued occupation.
Ashal became
nappy bucketed
and guarded the utility-room receptacle as reserved seating.
nappy caked
adj.
Drunk in a way that assembles several modest layers into a presentable but wholly unsuitable celebration.
Chiara grew
nappy caked
and presented folded towels as a formal dessert.
nappy changered
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every available surface is assessed for its suitability to receive a child.
Ranson became
nappy changered
and inspected the snooker table for padding and drainage.
nappy checked
adj.
Drunk to a degree that prompts repeated inspections of an entirely absent infant.
Lamecca got
nappy checked
and asked three strangers whether their babies required attention.
nappy covered
adj.
Drunk to the extent of regarding waterproof clothing as an adequate solution to every domestic difficulty.
Jocqua became
nappy covered
and proposed plastic trousers for the entire dinner party.
nappy fastenered
adj.
Drunk on the strength of a small reusable pin, with confidence disproportionate to its engineering.
Ormand was
nappy fastenered
and attempted to secure the curtains with a plastic pin.
nappy flatted
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and spread across the furniture with the unstructured breadth of folded cloth.
Chanyia became
nappy flatted
across the settee, leaving no obvious route to the telephone.
nappy inserted
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and fitted into the conversation wherever a gap presents itself.
Kyrin grew
nappy inserted
and entered each discussion without regard to its subject.
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