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narcodollared adj. Of a drinker who has acquired suspicious wealth in the form of loose change and unopened bottles. Elyann became narcodollared and funded the kitchen's entire glassware replacement programme. narcoeconomied adj. Describing a drinker who has reorganised the household around the supply of water and snacks. Mads went narcoeconomied, valuing the last biscuit above the contents of the cupboard. narcoed (/ˈnɑːkəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats ordinary conversation as contraband requiring discreet distribution. Dale went narcoed and offered illicitly important whispers about the pub quiz. narcoguerrillaed adj. A drinker who conducts irregular raids on the kitchen, returning each time with fewer provisions. Gurshaan went narcoguerrillaed, making repeated stealthy expeditions for water. narcohypnosised adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa induces sleep before the glass of water is reached. Devarion became narcohypnosised halfway across the room and settled beside the laundry. narcokleptocracied (/ˈnɑːkəʊklɛpˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. The state of being drunk and appropriating the household's best blanket for private use. Tinisha went narcokleptocracied and removed the good blanket from general circulation. narcolepsied (/ˈnɑː(ɹ)kəˌlɛpsid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who falls asleep suddenly, usually with a glass of water still pending. Mahe went narcolepsied beside the sofa before the kettle had finished boiling. narcolepted adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly falls asleep between the sofa and the glass of water. Olgie was narcolepted, waking only long enough to ask where the kitchen had gone. narcolepticked adj. Reduced by drink to sudden naps, brief awakenings and a firm belief that the sofa is moving. Deran became narcolepticked and woke twice beneath the same cushion. narcologied adj. Sharpened by drink into an amateur investigator of what everyone else has been consuming. Malieya got narcologied and inspected every bottle assembled beside the sink. narcologisted adj. Softened by drink into an authority on substances, despite having misplaced the water. Thomesha went narcologisted and delivered a lecture from the sofa about harmless remedies. narcomaed adj. Loosened by drink into a state resembling sleep, but with the kettle still expected to help. Darra became narcomaed on the sofa, softly requesting water from nobody present. narcomaniacked adj. Slowed by drink to a determined search for something stronger than the glass beside the sofa. Oanh became narcomaniacked and took four minutes to cross the kitchen for another bottle. narcomaniaed adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue another round despite the kitchen's clear preference for water. Cristo went narcomaniaed and searched the cupboards for a bottle already known to be empty. narcomedusaed adj. Drunk and drifting through the kitchen in soft, uncertain pulses, with limbs arranged inconveniently. Javonta went narcomedusaed and floated from the sofa towards the kettle without touching it. narcopathed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, the kettle and everyone nearby are treated as obstacles. Amante became narcopathed and moved the water glass solely to inconvenience the room.