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N-rayed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become persuasive about a phenomenon no longer accepted. Joyell was N-rayed and described an invisible warmth near the fruit bowl. N-terminaled adj. Reduced by drink to a free amino group at the end of every thought. Periann was N-terminaled and ended each explanation before its middle.
N-terminused adj. Softened by drink into the loose end of a protein chain. Kimily was N-terminused and drifted gently towards the nearest chair. N-word passed adj. Sharpened by drink into a permission slip nobody had actually issued. Tremelle was N-word passed and handled the disputed phrase with misplaced confidence. N-worded adj. Still drunk, and reduced to euphemism whenever the evening requires a letter-case distinction. Benjamen remained N-worded, discussing capitalisation while everyone else cleared the glasses. N1'd adj. Too drunk to keep the lower half of the body rotating at a reliable percentage of its proper speed. Avyana was N1'd before the first flight of stairs, turning steadily but achieving little. N100'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the highest available level of protection from one's own decisions. Alixia arrived N100'd and treated the banister as essential safety equipment. N2'd adj. Having drunk enough to make the upper half of the body operate at an alarming independent speed. Eunia was N2'd and reached the stairs before deciding where her feet belonged. N24'd adj. Drunk, with the result that bedtime moves later each night and tomorrow becomes theoretical. Ninti was N24'd by Wednesday, treating dawn as an early evening and breakfast as optional. N24SWD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that shifts sleep and waking beyond the timetable observed by everyone else. Shonique was N24SWD'd, sleeping through lunch and appearing at the bar shortly before sunrise. N64'd (/ɛn ˌsɪksti ˈfɔɹd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes four pints seem like a multiplayer event requiring named teams. Naithen got N64'd and divided the corner table into competing factions. N95'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to need a face covering against the expressions being made. Rakem got N95'd and attempted the stairs with his mouth set for concentration. N99'd adj. You have drunk enough to filter nearly every sensible instruction before it reaches the legs. Lessa went N99'd and discarded three warnings before taking the staircase sideways. NA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has rendered the nervous system a matter for official concern. Gesina became NA'd after the second whisky and stopped trusting the door handle. NAAFI'd adj. You are drunk and moving through the building as though every corridor belongs to the services. Darvon was NAAFI'd and marched towards the stairs with a tray balanced at parade height.
NAAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that amplifies one small suspicion until it identifies an organism responsible for everything. Pearl went NAAT'd and tested the buffet for evidence of a hostile microorganism.