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NOBO'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to disclaim any stake in the proceedings while still advising Deanglo and Sofija how to conduct them. Deanglo was NOBO'd by the second vote, claiming no interest while directing Sofija's choices. NOC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed operational control while lacking both a plan and a functioning console. Michalle was NOC'd and monitored the pub as though responsible for national infrastructure. NOD'd adj. The state of being drunk and lodging a formal objection to every suggestion, including the one just made. Tevez was NOD'd, opposing the taxi, the route and finally the existence of taxis. NOF'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the journey from sofa to kitchen to a matter of bone and hope. Melandie was NOF'd beside the sofa, requesting water as though the femur were negotiable. NOH'd adj. Softened by drink into a formal hearing for every grievance, with the entire table summoned as audience. Arman was NOH'd, giving Jenaiah a full hearing on the alleged insult from the previous round. NOI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an unmistakable declaration of purpose, usually delivered to the wrong audience. Olyvea was NOI'd, announcing her intention to leave before ordering another round. NOIC'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering who is in charge, particularly when the kettle begins issuing orders. Una was NOIC'd by breakfast and appointed the toaster to oversee repairs. NOID'd adj. Softened by drink into an inconclusive public-health announcement. Rilo was NOID'd, making a quiet declaration about illness and then requesting crisps. NOMA'd adj. Drunk to the point where two unrelated subjects are assigned separate territories, neither open to evidence. Anona got NOMA'd and declared politics unsuitable for the kitchen but mandatory in the bathroom. NOMID'd adj. Drunk enough to develop several unrelated complaints and present them as one condition. Cobin was NOMID'd and reported trouble with balance, hearing and the concept of stairs. NOP sledded adj. Drunk to the point where each attempted action performs no useful operation before proceeding to the next. Moreland got NOP sledded and crossed the room by repeatedly beginning tasks without completing any. NOP slided adj. Drunk enough to advance through a sequence of non-actions until accidentally arriving at the intended conclusion. Nahome became NOP slided and reached the front door through a succession of irrelevant gestures. NOP'd adj. A drinker so far gone that standing produces no further operation. Nayquan was NOP'd on the sofa, holding a glass of water without drinking it. NOR gated adj. Drunk in a way that makes every proposed course of action yield the same negative output. Febe got NOR gated and rejected the route, the map, and the suggestion of asking someone else. NOR'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting either proposition, having negated every available alternative with equal satisfaction. Nessa was NOR'd and rejected both suggestions, including the one she had made herself. NORC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the gathering for a retirement community and organise its residents accordingly. Imogen got NORC'd and assigned the youngest guest responsibility for everyone else's evening medication.