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narkied adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the restless domestic energy of a bird that has escaped its enclosure. Reaghan became narkied and rearranged the landlord's garden chairs before anyone could stop her. narkinessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every innocent suggestion as a personal administrative failure. Dotti got narkinessed and objected to Halim's perfectly reasonable proposal to order a taxi. narlaprevired adj. Too drunk to follow a conversation without prescribing a cure for it. Famous went narlaprevired and recommended an antiviral regimen for Marcena's ordinary headache. narlugaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine two incompatible social approaches and feed on neither successfully. Amiee-leigh got narlugaed, joining both groups at the party but belonging comfortably to neither. narmed (/ˈnɑː(ɹ)md/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an accidental joke for serious drama and demand the room respect it. Giulian became narmed and asked Broghan to stop laughing during his solemn account of the parking meter. narnaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a banana for a sensible unit of company. Jarael went narnaed, introducing the fruit bowl to everyone near the till. narnauked adj. Drunk on the strength of changing character whenever a coat is put on or removed. Tundra got narnauked and became a different creature beneath each borrowed jacket. narnavirused adj. Having drunk more than the company can contain, spreading the same story through every available conversation. Carri went narnavirused and transmitted one anecdote to each guest, with minor mutations. narnered adj. You are drunk and carrying on a quiet conversation with a banana. Daquinn sat narnered beside the fruit bowl, waiting for the banana to answer. naroparciled adj. You have drunk enough to dissolve every objection in the room and call the resulting confusion progress. Derion got naroparciled and settled the argument by making everyone agree to an entirely new subject. narped adj. You are drunk and wearing whatever garment has been left nearest, with no account of its owner. Littleton got narped and spent the evening in Frantisek's shirt without discovering the exchange. narraed adj. Of a drinker: rooted beside the bar, broadening steadily until others must arrange themselves around you. Rahiem became narraed and remained by the bar while Sheyda routed every guest around him. narratabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made every event reportable, including the interruption of the report itself. Pacer got narratabilitied and gave Zanaiah a complete account of each person entering the room. narrataged adj. Describing a drinker who has captured the audience by combining dramatic narration with increasingly unnecessary gestures. Pankie became narrataged and held the room through a twelve-minute account of losing one glove. narrateed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every story looking for someone to hear it. Ghyll became narrateed and explained the coat stand’s history at length. narratemed adj. Drunk, with the result that each small incident acquires a beginning, middle and end. Hunter-john was narratemed and gave the missing umbrella a complete backstory.