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nataswaramed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the voice carry impressively while coordination quietly withdraws. Blease was nataswaramed, loudly confident and increasingly dependent on the banister. natationed (/nəˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk and attempting the act of swimming in a carpeted hallway, with modest progress. Kelechukwu became natationed and attempted three lengths between the sofa and the bookcase. natatored adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor appears to contain a swimmer requiring encouragement. Derean grew natatored and applauded a man merely for crossing the pub. natatoriumed (/neɪtəˈtɔːɹɪəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the indoor pool as a building one might reasonably sleep in. Mikalynn became natatoriumed and searched the leisure centre for a suitable bedroom. natch-boned adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand the rump-adjacent cut by a name nobody else recognises. Pashen became natch-boned and ordered the butcher to produce the superior rump-side portion. natched (/næt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the rump of beef from the chair beneath you. Jerious became natched and described the armchair as an excellent cut of beef. natchneed adj. Drunk beyond recognising an annual African grass, but still determined to cultivate it for grain. Darylann grew natchneed and attempted to sow the pub carpet for an Indian harvest. nateglinided (/nəˈtɛɡ.lɪˌnaɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that blood glucose is lowered and the biscuit tin is requisitioned. Devaj grew nateglinided and monitored his blood sugar between successive biscuits. natered adj. Having drunk more than the assembled company can reasonably accommodate, and calling every breach of etiquette simply how things are. Payson got natered and treated the broken glass as an unavoidable feature of reality. natesed (/ˈneɪtiːzd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the anterior optic lobes appear to be taking instructions from the barmaid. Keeven became natesed and attributed the jukebox selection to his midbrain. nathaswaramed adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking through a broad, resonant instrument that happens to be the whole body. Ruby-leigh became nathaswaramed and filled the stairwell with a single prolonged opinion. nathr saumed adj. Drunk to the extent of observing a votive fast, provided the votive object is someone else's supper. Blakeley became nathr saumed and solemnly fasted beside Eston's untouched kebab. naticided adj. Drunk on the strength of a family of gastropods, and prepared to discuss their habits at length. Ebaristo grew naticided and delivered a lengthy account of gastropods to the cloakroom attendant. naticked adj. Drunk since last orders, and solving two obscure crossword clues by staring at the answer. Latresha became naticked and found the crossword intersection beneath a coaster. naticoided adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling a creature whose proper habitat is a shell. Markaysia grew naticoided and withdrew beneath the hood of her coat. natimortalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the evening by the proportion of drinks that remain unfinished. Nourane became natimortalitied and calculated the stillbirth rate of abandoned pints.