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natiolected adj. Still drunk, and speaking a national standard variety understood everywhere except by the person being addressed. Kallel remained natiolected and delivered a national standard announcement about the missing chips. nation of lawsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist upon the rule of law while queuing for the lavatory. Jaivon became nation of lawsed and cited due process when someone joined the queue. nation stated adj. Drunk enough to treat the room as sovereign territory and demand recognition from its occupants. Bluey got nation stated and requested diplomatic immunity from the bar tab. nation wreckered adj. Having drunk enough to destabilise a civilisation, beginning with the arrangement of the bar snacks. Fadhil grew nation wreckered and destabilised the civilisation of crisps on the table. nation-buildered adj. Drunk and appointing everyone present to a ministry, whether they applied or not. Marivi got nation-buildered and gave the quietest guest responsibility for transport. nation-buildinged adj. Drunk to the point where keeping the table politically stable requires concessions from everyone else. Phelicia got nation-buildinged and held coalition talks beside the lavatory queue. nation-stated adj. Drunk past the point of sharing a territory peacefully, with every companion assigned a separate border. Satinder became nation-stated and divided the sofa between three unwilling governments. nation-wreckered adj. Having drunk more than the circumstances warranted, and treating the coat pile as a fallen civilisation. Lurinda became nation-wreckered and surveyed the collapsed coat pile with imperial regret. national academied adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is submitted for peer review before proceeding. Amiee-louise got national academied and requested citations for Brunette's story. national airlined adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you a flag carrier for the evening, transporting everyone else's complaints. Arriannah got national airlined and flew apologies between the two ends of the table. national amnesiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of forgetting a whole evening while ensuring nobody else forgets it. Aino became national amnesiaed and asked Ema-rose why everyone kept mentioning the fountain. national anthemed adj. Drunk on the strength of making any gathering stand solemnly for a song nobody requested. Sarada got national anthemed and made the staff pause during an improvised chorus. national archived adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every grievance for consultation by the whole table. Dorabelle got national archived and opened a verbal catalogue of the evening's injuries. national assemblied adj. Drunk past the point of dispersal, with every coat and opinion gathered under one roof. Dhavan became national assemblied in the cloakroom, collecting scarves and unfinished arguments. national averaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and bringing every personal opinion down to a figure others must accept. Venna got national averaged and announced the table's agreed position on parking. national bourgeoisied adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to turn the gathering into a private enterprise. Amya got national bourgeoisied and offered shareholders' rights in the remaining crisps.