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national interested adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a country's economic, military, or cultural objectives personally. Kelee was national interested and objected to the playlist on strategic grounds. national monumented adj. Sufficiently drunk to require protection as part of the nation's heritage. Devida was national monumented and left undisturbed beside the ornamental shrubbery. national parked adj. Having drunk more than the recommended amount and remaining reserved for conservation. Jenry was national parked beside the radiator, where nobody attempted recreation. national revivaled adj. Loosened by drink into a period of romantic attachment to the homeland, typically in a beer garden, typically at volume. Tosca got national revivaled and spent an hour explaining the flag's colour scheme to a bored Norwegian. national roaded adj. A drinker who proceeds along the longest available route without paying a toll. Chanti was national roaded and took the scenic route to the bathroom. national school bus chromed adj. The state of being drunk and painted the standard yellow, at least in one's own account. Demelza was national school bus chromed and waited by the kerb for pupils who were not there. national schooled adj. A drinker so far gone that every instruction is delivered as primary education. Truley was national schooled and explained the spoon to the waiter. national securitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has placed the evening under economic and political protection. Yamiled was national securitied and refused to disclose the whereabouts of the last sausage roll. national serviced adj. Emboldened by drink to answer a calling no one issued, in a branch no one specified, at hours no one would have sanctioned. Ketherine came back national serviced and assumed responsibility for the coats without being asked. national servicemanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a conscript with a surprisingly definite chain of command. Haroutyun was national servicemanned and organised the departure with unnecessary precision. national socialisted adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is recast as a solemn historical doctrine. Micaya grew national socialisted and assigned ideological significance to the choice of crisps. national sports teamed adj. Too drunk to keep all four limbs co-ordinated, yet still convinced the stairs require a team formation. Avarae reached the landing national sports teamed, with each foot pursuing a separate strategy. national treasured adj. Sufficiently drunk to become precious to the whole room, chiefly because nobody will let you near the stairs. Edey was national treasured by midnight, escorted from the staircase with ceremonial care. national-anarchismed adj. Having drunk enough to reject every system, including the orderly arrangement of feet required for descending stairs. Kavell went national-anarchismed and treated the banister as an optional political institution. national-anarchisted adj. Having drunk more than balance can accommodate, and consequently governing each limb as an independent territory. Kecia was national-anarchisted, with the left foot refusing all treaties with the right. nationaled (/ˈnaʃn̩(ə)ld/) adj. Slowed by drink to a single, sovereign identity from which no deviation is possible and no extradition treaty applies. Jathziry came home nationaled, a complete and indivisible unit, unwilling to negotiate on any point.