natrotantited
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natrotantited adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning every colourless object a sodium-rich internal structure. Kimbree became natrotantited and diagnosed the pub mirror as a trigonal mineral. natroxalated adj. Drunk on the strength of a sodium-bearing hunch, and prepared to build the evening around it. Jacobjames grew natroxalated and ordered a mineral survey of the beer garden.
natrum muriaticumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating table salt as the governing principle of the evening. Adraya became natrum muriaticumed and seasoned the crisps individually before serving them. natrumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the chemical certainty that sodium explains everything. Bleddyn got natrumed and identified every white object in the kitchen as sodium. natscied (/ˈnætskid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting natural experiments whose conclusions arrive before their evidence. Hazelyn went natscied and tested whether the bar stools reproduced when left unattended. natsecked adj. Still drunk, and convinced that national security depends on decisions made beside the fruit machine. Shondale became natsecked and hid the crisps from an imagined foreign agency. natsiRNA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish natural interference from a personal instruction to silence everyone nearby. Reyanne got natsiRNA'd and attempted to mute the loudest table by pointing at it. natsirnaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress every inconvenient message while preserving complete confidence in the result. Praneet became natsirnaed and silenced the group chat before announcing a new strategy. natted (/nɑːtd/) adj. Drunk and receiving private instructions from an unseen household spirit. Viona went natted and asked the empty settle whether closing time was negotiable. nattered (/ˈnætəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce mindless, irrelevant chatter with the conviction of a briefing. Elroy got nattered and explained the till's buttons to a man waiting for change. natterered adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and supplying the deficit personally. Matricia became natterered and briefed three strangers on a parking dispute they had not witnessed. natteringed adj. You have drunk enough to turn idle chatter into a policy announcement. Jonylah went natteringed and proposed regulating the order of songs on the jukebox. natterjacked adj. You are drunk and crossing the room at speed, calling loudly without knowing why. Kaidin became natterjacked and ran between the tables announcing each doorway. nattesed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every loose surface has acquired an intricate woven finish. Domeeka got nattesed and complimented the pub carpet on its elaborate interlacing. nattied (/ˈnætid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken unassisted effort for a reason to demonstrate strength. Jeannee got nattied and challenged the coat stand to a test of natural muscle.
nattinessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken confident arrangement for elegance, and will not be corrected. Eason became nattinessed and rearranged the bar snacks according to an invented dress code.