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NPRA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's receptors recognise every message except the one requesting sensible behaviour. Enchantee woke NPRA'd and ignored three polite requests to come downstairs for breakfast. NPS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mislaid the ordinary joints of movement and balance. Prinz was NPS'd, with knees and coordination apparently issued to different customers. NPSC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has separated from last night's personnel and cannot recall the paperwork. Evangel was NPSC'd, discharged from the party but still wearing its visitor badge. NPSH'd adj. Drunk to the point where suction has become positive and the kitchen tap seems unusually persuasive. Helly got NPSH'd and spent ten minutes drawing water from the tap with solemn concentration. NPT'd adj. You have drunk enough to connect badly matched parts with unreasonable confidence. Lauralei was NPT'd and joined the coat stand to the conversation without a visible adapter. NPU'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating every hunch as a machine-learning breakthrough requiring immediate deployment. Amelia-ann got NPU'd and attempted to optimise the pub quiz with a beer mat. NPV'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining ordinary pressure, and now ventilating negatively into a paper bag. Eliasar was NPV'd beneath the stairs, breathing with the seriousness of hospital equipment. NQ'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has newly qualified to pour water without spilling it. Axie got NQ'd and administered water to the sofa with professional concentration. NQE'd adj. You have drunk enough to experience the breakfast table as a series of inexplicable microscopic disturbances. Ayrie was NQE'd by the toast, which appeared to alter the room's entire arrangement. NQR'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and still not quite right when the kettle was found in the wardrobe. Micchael woke NQR'd, examining the toaster as though it had changed overnight. NQT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has newly qualified to teach the kettle its own business. Jacenia got NQT'd and gave the kettle a patient lesson in boiling. NR'd adj. You are drunk and have set a record which is unlikely to be ratified. Shemariah was NR'd after reaching the buffet before anyone had mentioned pudding. NRARP'd adj. Reduced by drink to breathing normally while everything else proceeds at an unhelpful angle. Tetsuo was NRARP'd, breathing steadily but missing the final stair. NRB'd adj. Of a drinker: sealed for one evening and not usefully sent back. Esneider was NRB'd by the second taxi and contributed little to the return journey. NRBC'd adj. Drunk past the point of maturity, with an alarming amount of red-cell confidence still circulating. Bosede went NRBC'd and insisted the emergency exit was a suitable stage entrance. NRC'd adj. Drunk enough to abandon the rice and consume whatever the pub can provide. Elleece got NRC'd and declared the pork pie a perfectly adequate supper.