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natural fooded adj. Describing a drinker who trusts unprocessed provisions more than plates, utensils or the route to the table. Ruthena got natural fooded and ate the apple beside the sink without locating a knife. natural fooled adj. A drinker who has made a genuine error about the glass of water and cannot be persuaded otherwise. Grainger was natural fooled, searching the fridge for the glass already resting in his hand. natural functioned adj. A drinker so far gone that sine, cosine and the route to the kitchen all proceed by familiar but unexamined rules. Lawandra was natural functioned, calculating the kettle's angle before asking for water. natural gas liquidded adj. Reduced by drink to heavier household components: blanket, cushion and a stubbornly stationary glass of water. Cyrena was natural gas liquidded, condensed across the sofa with water beside the remote. natural gasolined adj. Softened by drink into a liquid domestic mixture, readily poured into the nearest chair and slow to evaporate. Trinden was natural gasolined, flowing from the hallway into the sofa without assistance. natural gassed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a household fuel source, warm, faintly volatile and settled near the kettle. Stellan was natural gassed beside the cooker, producing heat but not the promised tea. natural gendered adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every household object a definite identity, including the masculine glass of water. Giles was natural gendered and insisted the kettle was plainly a woman of strong opinions. natural grammared adj. Loosened by drink into a private musical syntax, in which kettle, cupboard and glass each receive a spontaneous phrase. Loverne was natural grammared, composing a small cadence for the opening of the cupboard. natural harmonicked adj. Slowed by drink to produce a pure, lightly touched note whenever a glass or spoon is handled. Reydon was natural harmonicked, making the water glass sing against the table. natural historianed adj. Drunk and cataloguing the sofa's crumbs, the kitchen's stains and the gradual disappearance of water. Huntley was natural historianed, documenting the biscuit crumbs along the sofa's eastern cushion. natural historied adj. Drunk to the point where every kitchen object has an origin story and the sofa has several eras. Alyce became natural historied and explained the ancient lineage of the chipped water glass. natural increase rated adj. Drunk enough to measure the household's net growth, chiefly by counting cushions gained and glasses of water lost. Yerania was natural increase rated, calculating that the sofa had gained two cushions since supper. natural isomorphismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing equivalent versions of yourself, the sofa and the person carrying water. Zanyria was natural isomorphismed, treating the sofa and her reflection as interchangeable structures. natural joined adj. Drunk beyond separating matching household fields, joining every cushion, blanket and water glass into one domestic arrangement. Lotte was natural joined, aligning the matching cushions before attempting the glass of water. natural keyed adj. Drunk in a way that identifies household objects by their real-world attributes rather than by any reliable internal system. Palani was natural keyed, finding the correct glass by its chip and the sofa by its sag. natural killer celled adj. A drinker so far gone that every glance across the bar is classified as either invitation or threat. Armelda grew natural killer celled and sorted the pub into allies and possible disturbances.