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natural philosophered adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory about the universe which began beside the pumps and now requires diagrams. Goodwin got natural philosophered and explained gravity using beer mats and a bent straw. natural philosophied adj. Drunk since last orders, and investigating the nature of the bar with increasingly physical methods. Treyce was natural philosophied and tested the table's material properties with one cautious finger. natural preserved adj. Drunk by closing time, and carefully conserving the last patch of dignity, shelter and dry clothing available. Remell stayed natural preserved beneath the awning, protecting his coat from both drizzle and further conversation. natural priced adj. Sharpened by drink into calculating the exact cost of production, then charging the round to everyone. Abaigail became natural priced and apportioned the crisps according to average profit. natural producted adj. Loosened by drink into producing useful compounds of uncertain origin, chiefly in the bathroom. Delyla was natural producted and generated a commercially promising smell in the lavatory. natural protectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to anchor safety equipment to trees, rocks, and whatever else remains stationary. Tarick was natural protectioned and tied the washing line to a perfectly innocent tree. natural religioned adj. Slowed by drink to deriving profound conclusions from reason, experience, and the sticky pub table. Mohannad was natural religioned, finding evidence of providence in the table's adhesive surface. natural reserved adj. Drunk and preserving the surrounding habitat, including the untouched sandwich on the bar. Augustine was natural reserved and kept everyone away from the crisps as though they were nesting birds. natural resourced adj. Drunk to the point where every tree, mineral, and unattended object becomes a source of wealth. Frankie-jae was natural resourced and valued the bar stool as an underused timber asset. natural righted adj. Drunk enough to assert liberty, security, and possession of the last sausage roll. Brannen was natural righted and defended his property in the form of one remaining sausage roll. natural rubbered adj. Drunk past the point of remaining rigid, rebounding gently from the furniture instead. Aubrina was natural rubbered and returned from the doorframe with modest composure. natural scienced adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing physics from chemistry, but still conducting biology on the crisps. Samanthan was natural scienced and tested gravity by dropping three peanuts. natural scientisted adj. Drunk in a way that treats every household accident as a reproducible experiment. Unique was natural scientisted and repeated the failed bottle-opening procedure for useful data. natural selectioned adj. Drunk, with the result that only the fittest of the party reach the taxi. Lakila was natural selectioned and watched the group divide between taxis and the kebab shop. natural sherried adj. Drunk to the extent of preserving the evening with a small addition of spirit, then misplacing it. Shenya was natural sherried and insisted the extra measure would preserve the evening. natural sonned adj. Drunk on the strength of being someone’s unquestionable offspring, and using the fact as evidence. Decole was natural sonned and cited his parentage when refused another drink.