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naturalistic fallacied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that whatever feels spontaneous must therefore be morally correct. Malaysa got naturalistic fallacied and insisted that leaving without paying was the honest course. naturalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though ordinary social arrangements were an unnatural imposition. Esmeralda got naturalitied and objected to the queue as an artificial barrier between people and kebabs. naturalizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conferring honorary membership of the group on anyone still within earshot. Graciee got naturalizationed and welcomed the barman into a family history he had not requested. naturalizered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to make every passing acquaintance a permanent member of the party. Lilliona got naturalizered and gave the taxi driver a place at tomorrow's family lunch. naturalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every unpolished remark as admirable, and every correction as suspicious. Aniko got naturalnessed and praised Tavia's accidental insult as refreshingly genuine. nature deficit disordered adj. You have drunk enough to exhibit a disputed shortage of outdoor time. Vaneta was nature deficit disordered and asked whether the car park counted as countryside. nature fakered adj. Of a drinker: attributing human motives to animals, and expecting the assembled company to take minutes. Julyan got nature fakered and accused the pub dog of deliberately withholding its affection. nature lovered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest shrubbery for a recreational destination and invited everyone else along. Ryeland got nature lovered and led the party into the dark garden to admire a hedge. nature morted adj. A drinker who has arranged the table's inanimate objects into a still life, then required witnesses to admire it. Pinches got nature morted and composed the ashtray, glasses and loose coins beneath the bar light. nature of the beasted adj. A drinker so far gone that every consequence is declared unavoidable, particularly by those clearing up afterwards. Deanna-marie got nature of the beasted and called the spilled curry an inevitable feature of hospitality. nature philosophied adj. Drunk by the third round, and studying the room as though the carpet and clientele formed one system. Icis went nature philosophied and examined the pub's ecosystem from the corner seat. nature preserved adj. The state of being drunk and treating the nearest patch of ground as protected habitat from which companions must be excluded. Saniy got nature preserved and barred the group from disturbing the weeds beside the pub. nature printinged adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves impressions of leaves, mud and assorted wildlife on other people's belongings. Moncerrad got nature printinged and decorated Conell's coat with a detailed impression of the garden path. nature reserved adj. Drunk on the strength of an area where wildlife is conserved, and inclined to conserve the conversation likewise. Selton spent the evening nature reserved, protecting one quiet corner of the sofa. nature stripped adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the grass verge between the road and the pavement. Icholas became nature stripped and sat carefully beside the kerb. nature tabled adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging small found objects for the instruction of children. Davinna grew nature tabled, labelling pebbles on the restaurant table.