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nature trailed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding through the countryside by numbered points of interest. Alexandrer went nature trailed, stopping at each gate for an explanation. nature's candied adj. Still drunk, and regarding any sweet-tasting fruit as a reasonable source of further refreshment. Marelly remained nature's candied, eating grapes with the concentration of a sommelier.
nature's garbed adj. Too drunk to dress, or to regard the omission as requiring discussion. Muffy became nature's garbed and folded the shirt with unusual finality. nature's scythed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the oldest available euphemism as a practical description. Monifah grew nature's scythed and became briefly interested in obsolete vocabulary. nature's toothbrushed adj. Having drunk enough to treat crisp fruit and vegetables as dental equipment. Keylei became nature's toothbrushed and polished her teeth with a celery stick. nature-deficit disordered (/ˈneɪtʃə ˈdɛfɪsɪt dɪsˈɔːdə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and behaving as though several hours outside would settle the matter. Jamilet was nature-deficit disordered and stood quietly beneath the nearest tree. nature-lovered adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an intense interest in nearby greenery and expects company on the excursion. Ramen got nature-lovered and gathered the group round a tree behind the takeaway. nature-positived adj. Of a drinker: committed to halting and reversing the loss of anything green within reach. Derl became nature-positived and attempted to restore the fern to its original position. naturecrafted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired outdoor-survival skills chiefly through optimistic improvisation. Caoife went naturecrafted and built a shelter from two coats. naturecultured adj. Describing a drinker who treats nature and culture as one system, including the pub. Carmyne grew naturecultured and discussed the hedge as part of local heritage. natured (/ˈneɪ̯.tʃəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every social custom as a temporary invention best discarded immediately. Raynier got natured and abandoned the seating plan in favour of wherever the plates happened to be. naturehooded adj. A drinker who has reduced every remaining explanation to nature. Nastassja became naturehooded and blamed the draught on natural forces. naturelessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the natural world appears to have withdrawn its services. Ophia was naturelessnessed and found the lawn strangely unconvincing. naturescaped adj. The state of being drunk and arranged across the room as a natural landscape. Doreen was naturescaped, with cushions forming low hills around her. naturianed adj. The condition of a drinker who explains unusual events naturally, however little evidence is available. Arlana was naturianed and attributed the missing keys to ordinary movement.
naturismed (/ˈneɪ.t͡ʃəɹˌɪz.əmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the absence of clothing for a complete social philosophy. Sheldia grew naturismed and removed her cardigan with considerable principle.