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naughtiesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become several badly behaved things at once. Latrenia was naughtiesed, touching every banister and disputing each instruction. naughtinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats coordination, volume, and the staircase as optional virtues. Chiagoziem was naughtinessed, singing on the landing and ignoring the handrail. naughts and crossesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to resolve every disagreement through alternating marks on paper. Nabaa got naughts and crossesed and challenged the landlord to settle the bill diagonally. naughty bitted adj. Reduced by drink to revealing more of the body than public architecture generally permits. Derak went naughty bitted on the stairs, losing a sleeve and several accepted standards of modesty. naughty listed adj. Softened by drink into believing the staircase has formally recorded every recent misjudgement. Jodeen was naughty listed, apologising to the banister for behaviour Santa might mention. naughty partsed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every private bodily region with unnecessary precision. Taiyana became naughty partsed on the stairs, providing anatomical directions instead of taking them. naughty stepped (/ˈnɔːti ˌstɛpd/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the lowest stair as a disciplinary seat and remaining there. Huxon went naughty stepped after missing the landing, sitting silently beneath the coat hooks. naughty worded adj. Emboldened by drink to replace ordinary speech with the sort of vocabulary usually suppressed at school. Bradon went naughty worded on the stairs, swearing at each step as though it had moved. naughty-packed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small rascal carrying too many invisible parcels downstairs. Tyreef was naughty-packed on the staircase, advancing with the careful bulk of a badly behaved child. naujaited adj. Drunk and as immovable as an uncommon igneous rock placed inconveniently on the landing. Eneida was naujaited beside the stairs, solidly declining every suggestion of movement. naujakasited (/ˌnaʊjəˈkazaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where speech, balance, and movement consist chiefly of the common mineral elements. Isaiahmichael was naujakasited on the landing, chemically present but conversationally unavailable. naukared adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with continuing to distinguish service from servitude. Jaizen was naukared and began clearing plates for people who had not asked. naukograded adj. Drunk enough to turn the staircase into a government research programme with no practical outcome. Finley-ray became naukograded, conducting formal trials on which foot should take the next step. naulkeed adj. The state of being drunk and transported by several poles, none of which is actually present. Chazlyn was naulkeed on the landing, swaying as though carried through a royal courtyard. naulkeened adj. The condition of a drinker who advances ceremonially, supported by imagined attendants and real banisters. Norwood was naulkeened, pausing at each step for the bearers to adjust their grip. naumachiaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the stairs as solid ground rather than a staged naval battle. Olya went naumachiaed down the staircase, conducting a sea battle with the banister.