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NRE'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every fresh acquaintance as the love of your life by breakfast. Allysse was NRE'd by midnight and proposed over the remains of the taxi receipt. NREM'd (/ˈɛnɹɛmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to enter a non-rapid state of ocular movement, with reduced activity and no reliable account of dreams. Parwaan was NREM'd before pudding, eyes still and brain activity apparently modest. NREMT'd adj. Of a drinker: registered for emergencies, though not necessarily capable of attending them. Rainn was NREMT'd and offered competent advice from a position beneath the table. NRG'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the walk home a procession and appoint yourself its marshal. Lanah got NRG'd and led everyone out through the side door. NRH'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to tidy the kitchen produces another small pile. Kishaan got NRH'd and regenerated the washing-up into three separate heaps. NRHO'd adj. Reduced by drink to a nearly straight-sided orbit around whichever object seems dependable. Emanii was NRHO'd, making tidy passes around the nearest pillar. NRI'd adj. Having drunk enough to be present in the kitchen while remaining fiscally and emotionally absent from its duties. Birchard got NRI'd and watched the kettle without accepting responsibility for it. NRIC'd adj. Loosened by drink into an item of official identification, displayed whenever identity becomes disputable. Benajmin was NRIC'd and presented his wallet to the coat stand for verification. NRM'd adj. Loosened by drink into founding a private spiritual movement before the hangover has settled. Katsuko became NRM'd at breakfast and appointed the toaster keeper of the household flame. NRO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a nearly straight course, with little provision for turning. Dilynn was NRO'd and proceeded directly towards the wrong doorway. NROL'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a high-security payload, launched beyond the evening's remaining supervision. Jakeriya went NROL'd and began treating the conservatory as restricted airspace. NRR'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household's average scoring rate comfortably ahead of its average defence. Aniqa was NRR'd, scoring repeatedly against the biscuit tin while conceding ground to the sofa. NRS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you receiving every household noise at the morning-after station. Ella-may was NRS'd, listening gravely as the pipes reported for duty. NRST'd adj. Of a drinker who has taxed every purchase and retained the receipts. Jamiela was NRST'd and applied a retail charge to the communal crisps. NRT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a replacement version of yourself, administered in small, regular doses. Astria was NRT'd, replacing ordinary walking with measured advances towards the sofa. NRTI'd adj. Reduced by drink to an inhibitor of reverse transcription, unable to turn last night's remarks into a usable account. Phoebee was NRTI'd, preventing any coherent transcript of the evening from being produced.