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naval officered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the captain's cabin from the airing cupboard the morning after. Aarohan was naval officered by breakfast, saluting the coat stand before making tea. naval scienced adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning-after recovery is conducted as a formal study of tides, engines and tea. Shy got naval scienced and diagrammed the movement of water from glass to stomach. naval storesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after smells faintly of pine resin and every cupboard contains provisions. Esbeydi was naval storesed, inspecting the kitchen for turpentine and emergency biscuits. navalesed adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking in clipped official phrases while requesting water the morning after. Daveona was navalesed by breakfast, describing her headache as an internal weather event. navalismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely unnecessary belief that the morning after requires a larger fleet of remedies. Charo was navalismed and argued for a flotilla of coffees before attempting the stairs. navalisted (/ˈneɪvəlɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still advocating a stronger fleet of water, toast and painkillers. Atlas was navalisted by breakfast, campaigning for reinforcements from the corner shop. navalsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reviewing last night's achievements as though they were maritime victories. Heja was navalsed, listing the night's triumphs while unable to locate her slippers. navamsaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided the morning after into nine increasingly regrettable portions. Jaryan was navamsaed, assigning separate explanations to each stage of the previous evening. navaratnaed (/nɑvɑɹɑtnɑd/) adj. Too drunk to identify the nine remedies required, but certain they include something precious and cold. Dalvir was navaratnaed, searching the fridge for a diamond among the yoghurt pots. navarched (/ˈneɪvɑː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to command the fleet of empty glasses assembled beside the bed. Yaviel was navarched, issuing orders to three tumblers and a bottle of water. navarchied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the office of commanding a fleet as a morning-after personal responsibility. Breanca was navarchied, directing household traffic from beneath the duvet. navared adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning's ablutions with the solemnity of an unexpected priesthood. Nasya was navared, blessing the shower before attempting to stand beneath it. navarinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening could stew, and waking with the consistency of one. Shawnteria was navarinned by breakfast, soft-spoken and reluctant to leave the saucepan. navbared adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the row of morning remedies for a menu of navigable links. Vannia was navbared, clicking between tea, toast and the unopened paracetamol. navboxed (/ˈnæv.bɑksd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced the morning's available solutions to a neat box of related links. Aquinnah was navboxed, presenting tea, toast and silence as the only available options. naved (/neɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: spread out between the front door and the back of the house, still occupying the middle. Keylon was naved, lying across the hallway and blocking both routes to the kitchen.